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Me and my friend were talking about how one of us has ovaries that work but he doesn’t want them and my ovaries are kinda wonky and here’s how the conversation went...

Friend: ugh its kinda ironic that my ovaries work and yours dont

Me: well if you want to make some $$$ you can donate and sell your eggs

Friend: omg like caviar

Me: yes exactly like caviar, they’ll just eXtrAcT it from you

Friend: omg what if restraunts sold human caviar

Me: aren’t they microscopic

Friend: what about small fertilized eggs

Me: like a zygote

My friend:

Mmmm... Human Zygotes Yummy!

*Tastes like abortion*

#ap bio #jokes #memes #am i deranged #cursed memes #mildly cursed

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#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #tiktok #lady gaga #stan twitter #mentally drained #big funny #quotes #inspirational #big mood

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Me and the besties watched pride and prejudice and zombies for Halloween lol

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #movie #movies #romance books #books #classics #halloween

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Hydrophobic is a term in bio when a substance repels water

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #ap bio #ap biology #high school #college #minecraft #enderman #creeper aww man

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Actually a real poster in my schools science lab

#memes #funny #dank memes #humor #comedy #fresh memes #jokes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #mildly unsettling #memesdaily #random #no context #high school #mentally drained #ap biology #ap bio #ap chem #chemistry #student #dead inside

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#milfs #<3 #climate change #earth #funny #motherhood #inspirational #art #I’m taking commissions /j #environmetalists #ecology #beautiful quote #life lessons #memes #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #cursed memes #big funny #mentally drained #random #memesdaily #no context #oof

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Thanks so much wasnt expecting this to go viral

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#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #stock images #mentally drained #random #no context

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Every day the grasp of the little lad gets tighter around me

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #berries and cream #little lad #tiktok

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My spanish teacher always puts names of celebrities in her example sentences and it scares me

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #cursed memes

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I found little lad’s yearbook photo from when he was a little lad

#little lad #tiktok #memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #berries and cream #meme man #cursed memes #vintage yearbook #memesdaily #big funny #funny post

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Why is Gen-Z humor just like a bad drawing of something with the word misspelled like….

Brocl

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #gen z humor #stonks #meme man #memesdaily #yeet #i dont even fucking know

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I cant believe that these tiktokers got invited to the met gala and not the all-around ICON Jojo Siwa. Like imagine the ‘fit she would pull up in.

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #fashion #outfit #ootdinspo #met gala #celebs #jojosiwa #tiktok #lqbtq pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #jojo siwa

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Math is like meth don’t do it

#memes #funny #dank memes #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #mildly cursed #big funny #brain farts #shower thoughts #math #i hate math #high school #middle school #school #teenager #teen #gen z humor #don’t do drugs kids

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I was watching this trivia thing and the host asks “what is the chemical symbol of Au?” And the contestant says “metal”

I mean technically the truth

#chemistry #comedy #humor #jokes #oof #memes #funny #mildly cursed #epic fail

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Little Timmy: Mom, why won’t you let me have animal crackers?

Mom: What? do you not want plant crackers?

Little Timmy: All the other kids have animal crackers I was just wondering why I can’t have them

Mom: Because they are animal crackers

....

Mom: Little Timmy all those kids are going to hell

#memes #dank memes #funny #comedy #humor #jokes #fresh memes #best memes #big brain #vegan #karens #Karen jokes #mildly cursed #chuckle #cackles #big funny #live laugh love #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #vegan memes

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When people say nye (New Years eve) i read it as new york ecity