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This whole “being happy” thing isn’t working out to great.

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Okay I found a bug in my bed and I swear I haven’t been able to sleep since. Every time I try to sleep I just get that creepy crawly feeling all over. Does this happen to anyone else?

#bed bugs #bugs #creepy crowleys #sleeplees night #gross

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Okay hear me out but platform boot are definitely a look.

Yeah you can’t change my mind.

#platform boots #fashion #boots #high heeled boots #outfits #aesthetic

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When I have kids there not watching the new children movies and shows they are strictly watching Disney pre 2008

#disney #hannah montana #wizards of waverly place #i carly #victorious #early 2000s

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Iron Piggy Bank and Shirt of Quarantine Sex seen in Herndon Virginia Goodwill

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Okay but are zodiac sign stuff really accurate or are they just really vague. Like okay your a Sagittarius well you really like to travel but not so much because your also a homebody. And your really independent except for when your not then you really like people. Like yes I am but isn’t everyone.

#sagittarius #zodiac #astrology #horoscope #sagittarian #zodiac things

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You ever notice that since the whole pandemic started every time I feel nauseous or I have a headache I have to specify to that I’m not infected I just haven’t drank water in three days

#pandemic #covidー19 #fuck covid #covid mention #reasons for headache #nauseous #covid lockdown

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“I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration”

via r/aww

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me irl