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college-quotes · 2 years
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Maybe I don't want a hot girl summer. Maybe I want a cold girl summer.
Student after turning the A/C down to 64°F (17.8°C)
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Happy Mother's Day. I'm saying this because I know you were more of a mother to your sisters than either of your parents.
Student 1 to Student 2
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: So what finals do you have?
Student 2: None.
Student 1: Uhh, what do you mean?
Student 2: I flunked out.
Student 1: ....
Student 2: *flashes a peace sign*
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Student 1: I pop pills to make the pain go away. You know, the family business. Sometimes I take them for fun. Well, I'm kidding, but--
Student 2: Then it's REALLY the family business. Or at least, my family's business.
Student 1 and 3: Same.
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: It's Good Friday today.
Student 2: Good for us, at least.
Student 1: What do you mean?
Student 2: It wasn't a good Friday for Jesus.
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I don't know how to be a teacher. One of my students said that she wants to 'self-delete' herself and I know that I should be an adult about it, but mostly I wanted to say,  'Same.'
Education major about their field experience
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college-quotes · 2 years
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[the water boils over on the stove after Student 1 got distracted]
Student 1, going to stop it: Oh no!!!
Student 2: See, I told you: water only boils when you aren't watching it.
Student 1: No, water boils when you put the stove on high and put the lid on!
Student 2: But were you watching it?
Student 1: ...no.
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: I've just been feeling so fucking sad lately. More than usual.
Student 2, nodding sagely: You know what'll help with that?
Student 1: What?
Student 2: Watching Banana Fish.
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Once you Croc, you always rock.
Student at 1am in the dorm lobby
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Nature dictated: sharp teethies, eat meaties.
Student criticizing veganism
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: ...Hey, so you wanna watch this anime I--
Student 2, violently: No, no, no! We aren't watching anything you want to watch. Never again.
Student 1: Banana Fish wasn't THAT bad.
Student 2, tearfully: Don't say its name!
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college-quotes · 2 years
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at an Olympics watch party
Student 1, seeing that Japan has the top three spots so far in men's singles figure skating: It's a Japanese invasion!
Student 2: ...Can you say that?
Student 3: *begins choking on Cheez-Its*
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: Are those sweatshop Crocs?
RA: They're from Walmart, so probably. *checks where they were made* From China! So definitely sweatshop Crocs.
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college-quotes · 2 years
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at the caf
Student 1, sitting down: Hey, guys.
Student 2: Do you know where you were when Harambe died?
Student 1: Uhh, yeah? I was in school when I heard the news.
Student 2, nodding: This proves what Student 3 was saying then -- Harambe is our generation's 9/11.
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: Wet sand is dirt.
Student 2: What are you talking about? Wet sand is just sand. Wet dirt turns into mud.
Student 1: No, it's dirt.
Student 2: Wet sand is just sand!
*the argument continues for five minutes until Student 3 steps in*
Student 3: If sand isn't dirt then what is sand?
Student 2: Minerals mixed together.
Student 1: THAT'S WHAT DIRT IS--
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Late stage capitalism tastes so good but settles poorly on the stomach.
Student, admiring the speed of Amazon delivery while mourning the costs
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college-quotes · 2 years
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Student 1: Do you need another pillow? I feel bad because you just have one and I'm basically in a pillow palace.
Student 2: I'm good. Besides, omegas don't nest in the nests of other omegas.
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