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I prefer mine well done but to each their own 🤷‍♀️

#dank memes #funny #gay humor #hilarious #humorous #memes #reddit memes #im a comedic genius #pb&j #peanuts #sandwich recipes #make me a sandwich #chefs kiss #Gordon-Ramsey-would-be-proud #WWGD-(what would Gordon do?)

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Garfield x John,

Enemies to Lovers,

about 230k words,

Angst, Monster-AU!

#fanfic #fanfic meme #garfield #lasagna #dank memes #funny #gay humor #hilarious #humorous #memes #reddit memes #husbands #i-hate-mondays #i-need-your-lasagna-john #monster #monster-husbands #shipping #im a comedic genius #i ship them #notice me senpai

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Mayonnaise is just savory yogurt…

#showerthoughts #i was today years old #dank memes #gay humor #funny #hilarious #humorous #memes #reddit memes #mayo #yogurt #just saying #im a comedic genius

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This is officially my favorite picture on the internet

#Gandalf-the-gay #gandalf #gay humor #dank memes #funny #hilarious #humorous #memes #uwucore #uwuwuwuwu #you-shall-not-pass #lord of the rings #the hobbit #wizard #reddit memes #Gandalf-the-dilf

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I’m officially accepting applications to join 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕪 ℂ𝕦𝕝𝕥. Who’s in?

Translation:

Ribbit ribbbbit croaaaak ribbbit ribit croakkk ribbbittt. Riiiiiiibbit ribbit?

🐸💬

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My buffoonery knows no bounds (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

#bullshit #dank memes #funny #gay humor #hilarious #humorous #memes #aesthetic #fucked up #fuckery #i’m a dumbass #dumb bitch energy #reddit memes #bad jokes #transcendence #elite #get on my level #foolish mortals

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You’re lying if you say you don’t envy the drip 🐀👖

#dank memes #funny #gay humor #hilarious #humorous #memes #ratatat #ratatouille #rats #aesthetic #fashion #jean shorts #baked beans #Stuart-Little-Drip #steal his look

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#goth aesthetic #memes #dank memes #gay humor #humorous #hilarious #funny #Goddangit-Bobby-it’s-not-a-phase #dale-gribble-is-bae #cowboy husbands #texas #king of the hill #emocore

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#dank memes #memes #reddit memes #funny #god of war #mcdonalds #lol #tumblr humor #humorous #gay humor #funny jokes #hilarious