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Missed You Too

Jim tries to talk to Sebastian after revealing that he isn’t in fact dead. 

#I miss them so bad #mormor

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#mormor #sebastian moran #jim moriarty

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#tiger

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seeing folks hc enby seb is so nice bc that’s how I cosplay him and also the content of my tiktoks as him

#personal #idk I just love to project on my comfort characters

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I got a little sad, so, them <3

#mormor #sebastian moran #jim moriarty

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Jim: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired.

Seb: But I'll feel so lonely without you, Jim! Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Jim: Okay, I'll-

Jim, squinting: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Seb: Is it working?

#jim moriarty #sebastian moran #mormor

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Detroit Become Human! AU

#WAIT THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO MY ITERESTS #mormor #sebastian moran #jim moriarty #detroid become human

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Mormor? Yeah,,,

#yeah #sebastian moran #mormor #jim moriarty

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Only two.

#mormor #jim moriarty #sebastian moran

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Sebastian: God, give me patience.

Jim: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Sebastian: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

#mormor #sebastian moran #jim moriarty #sherlock incorrect quotes

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An absolute clusterfuck of Sebastian headcanons:

Bisexual himbo??? Doesn't conform to gender but also doesn't care enough to actually say what gender identity is????

Absolutely hates the cold, makes his scars all achy and just overall he hates the cold, absolutely a miserable bastard in it.

Speaking of scars moving onto location and origin BECAUSE I FINALLY FIGURED THAT SHIT OUT

Scar across his nose from a fight, faded but still visible

Scar that runs over his lip, another fight. His nickname is Basher for a reason folks!

Tiger scars, starts just below his collar bone and ends at his hips, lost a nipple because of this. This isn't really a headcanon it's canon in Hounds of the D'Ubervilles, I just make 'em long

Scar across his back, starts at shoulder blade, ends like in the middle of his back. Got it from an accident while hiking.

Stab wound scar on his lower back, also not a headcanon, another one from HOTD. He didn't go into why he was stabbed in the lower back with a dagger so yeehaw folks. And thus concludes the section of his scars.

Only really drinks whiskey, kinda hates all other kinds of alcohol.

Certain fabrics irritate his scars so he's very picky when it comes to clothes.

Hates wearing suits, only wears one when Jim convinces him (or orders him enough)

Doesn't know how the fuck he became right hand man, half the time he just was brutally honest when Jim asked for feedback on whatever the fuck he was doing

Listening to Jim ramble is one of the many things Sebastian loves doing. Unless the ramble is about Sherlock. Then he's grumpy as shit.

Younger brother! By five years. Don't ask why it's so specific.

Speaking of age he's also younger than Jim. Only by like a couple years? Idk.

Dog person!! He fuckin loves dogs. Not too fond of cats but give him a while and he'll tolerate a cat's existance.

Copes with humor.

Horrible sleep schedule no matter what, he kinda hates that

Kinda sorta adopts like any kids on the street who like would accept his help. Also gets kids out of abusive households.

Cannot cook for the fucking life of him.

An absolute flirt, will flirt at any time, a legend at it despite my shit writing

Dramatic asshole. Possibly more dramatic than Jim

Kinda has a high pain tolerance whoops.

Tries to take care of his mental health but also doesn't know what the fuck he's doing so...

Was a gun for hire before being hired by Jim, absolutely hated being a gun for hire, bitches about it all the time.

He only knows how to waltz and he's rusty as shit at that.

Finds it funny that jealous coworkers assume that he got to the position he's in because of sleeping with the boss. At first it bothered him but he mentioned it to Jim who finds it fucking hilarious.

However he hates the phrase "glorified attack dog" being used to describe him.

Loves to show off. Absolutely fucking adores it. Cocky son of a bitch.

Sunny weather is best weather

Secretly a romantic cheeseball

Falls in love really fast and hard whoops

Cannot resist making jokes whenever someone asks about his body count. Because both are high.

Not ashamed for being a slutty sniper! Nobody can shame this bastard he had FUN damnit

Has a lip ring piercing, kinda forgot to mention it, first time Jim saw it he was absolutely shocked and then flustered because metal kink I mean what.

Sucks at shooter games and that pisses him off

Anyway that's it for now I'm sorry half of these are crack.

#sebastian moran #mormor #headcanons #these feel plucked right from my brain I love them

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a little sketch I did of the napoleon of crime —

I really want to practice my digital art style to make it better, so if people are interested then i’d like to start posting it more :)

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Jim: *watching Sebastian dress his wounds*

Jim: Does it hurt?

Sebastian: No.

Jim: [disappointed] Aw.

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okay, okay. hot take.

I see people categorize Jim as having a stick up his ass half the time/always being completely literate, while Sebastian is the one who riles him up, but I completely disagree. Jim would purposely act ignorant as fuck sometimes just to fuck with Sebastian, but only when he knows Sebastian would fall for it (such as after a very stressful day, or when Sebs just waking up/half asleep, or something along those lines.) Example;

Jim sends a link - ‘Change.org - petition to hire 1,000,000 people to put their fingers in the Shoot Hole of peoples guns so they can’t shoot them’

Sebastian, after reading the article : The gun would still shoot, and theyre gonna loose a finger.

Jim: No, actually, the finger would stop the bullet.

Sebastian: ???

Sebastian: Uh no?? Are you feeling okay?

Jim: I’m feeling fine, but, yes, the finger would prevent the bullet from firing.

Sebastian: ...????? The finger wouldn’t block it? The shaft is only there to keep the bullet straight- all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger. You know this??

Jim: The bullet would start to go but would stop because of the finger blocking the exit, Sebastian. Thats basic physics. The hand wouldn’t explode unless something went wrong.

Sebastian, confused and bewildered: ,,,,,Jim are you fucking serious? Why would anyone even consider putting their finger in the barrel of a loaded gun? The ammount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the fucking finger at the very least. This is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose their fucking hands.

Jim: No, the bullet would stop it, Seb. I didn’t think you were this stupid.

Sebastian: There is no fucking way you of all people actually think that the bullet would be stopped by the fucking finger.

Jim: I don’t think, I know, Sebby. I’m the genius here, and I know for a fact that the finger would stop the bullet. Its not hard to understand, even for such an average minded individual like yourself.

Sebastian:

Sebastian:

Sebastian: are you fucking with me

Jim, acting completely serious: Of course not.

#this is so funny and absolutely true #mormor #crack #sebastain moran #jim moriarty

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#tiger #art

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#mormor #sebastian moran #jim moriarty #gifset