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i can't help complaining about the weather because it fucks me up that in 6 months it will be dark and snowy again
not the winter weather warning AGAIN 😭
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not the winter weather warning AGAIN 😭
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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
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I made a quiz about which horrible tumblr fandom you are because I’m tired and want to start shit apparently
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if you hear someone havingng an emotional moment in the bathroom and crying in a closed stall the best thing you can do for them in that moment is shake the door really loud and growl
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Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?
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nothing makes me want to bites fingers off faster than working the drive through
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i wish tumblr let us block the stupid fucking merch account that sells our own memes to us and talks to us as if we were friends. u are not my friend u are a brand+a thief and i explode u with my mind 100000 times
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I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.
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"oh i sure hope i get an electric or bug attack out of this!!" 😐
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i feel like i'm missing something but i don't know what it is or how to get it back
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a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.
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