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I understand the wish fulfillment people get of having Tarantula being murdered by Jason or Damian or whoever, but Dick would have a mental breakdown if someone did that for him. He'd one hundred present view that as him causing someone else's death. Which isn't how these fics usually go, which is fine. I get it, but it's an angle I don't see often.

#catalina flores #dick grayson

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@dickgraysonweek Day 6: Mistaken Identity

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Bee Movie

"Cosmic horror" this "cosmic horror" that. What about cosmic romance. What if the otherworldly being beyond your comprehension has a crush on you

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Robert Patterson vibes.

the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

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God read this before before he made me.

Number one best character trait you can give to any character is profound kindness. Number two is huge bitch. Number 3 is dumb of ass. They should all be the same person.

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Batfam as these "Batfam as..." asks.

(i.e. Dick: Batfam as types of mattresses)

Dick: Could you maybe do a Batfam as John Mulaney quotes by any chance? Thank you anyway if it doesn’t happen, have a nice day :)

Jason: batfam as those "best in" awards they give in school

Tim: Batfam as welcome to night vale tweets?

Damian: batfam as types of eras ( like 1920s, the 1800s, 1980s, and all that )

Duke: Batfam as ao3 tags?

Cullen: Batfam as funny tumblr anons/asks?

Stephanie: Batfam as types of bread lol

Cassandra: Batfam as @dril tweets?

Barbara: Batkids as online class students?

Harper: Batfam as those shitty volume buttons on Reddit?

Carrie: batfam as types of club penguin players (rip club penguin)

Kate: batfam as mythological gods/goddesses

Alfred: Batfamily as Yankee Candles?

Selina: bats as those funny soap scents?

Bruce: Batfam as these "Batfam as..." asks.

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Dick's the vampire king in DC vs. Vampires (DC does this weird thing where it takes a completely dumb concept and makes some of its best noncanon stories, example being DCeased) and he murdered a bunch of people and basically committed familicide, but in a sexy way.

Hey dc mewchies who actually know what's going on. Is nightwing a vampire now?

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Marvel is like pride month??? *trots out the young avengers like little gay show ponies*

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the fact nightwing’s dog can be disabled but oracle cant is really what get’s me

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reblog to smack YOUR least favorite comicbookwriter over the head with the weight of their sins

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I want to thank my highschool librarian so much. I like reading. I always have, but I'd never go out of my way to do it. Until I got into highschool and there was just a wall of graphic novels. My brother read through them all when he was in high school. He even read me them as bed time stories. When he went off to college I read all of what he left in his closet. I burned through them as fast as he did. Remembering so many of the stories he'd read to me. I was never told to pick up a real book. She let me recommend ones I'd bought in read on my own. I hope more people are reading them now.

based on a true story

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Thanks so much for answering my question, that makes much more sense! I don't write any of these things really, on AO3 or otherwise, the question was more out of curiosity.

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

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I'd like to add dream catchers to the conversation! They are mostly seen as fine to own, as long as you research the significance and purchased from an indigenous artist!

Can white Hindus wear saris?

Yes.

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You know those fights Northerners and Southerners get on about? Like, "Oh, this isn't really cold" and "I know you haven't even felt a real heat!"

What if that happens to us with alien species? "Oh, you're from Michigan so you know cold? I'm from a moon of Jupiter with no liquid water. It's just ice. What are seasons? Oh, it get warmer for you? You've never experienced Europa. Shut up."

Or like...

"You think this is hot? Oh, you have a yellow sun? Woah. You like would not be able to survive on my planet. We have a blue star... You'd like sweat to death! Like, actually."

#shitpost #alien

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Okay but Marvel really needs to sit down and figure out what exactly the relationship between the different variants are because we cannot be having the three spidermen call each other brothers while the two loki's are making out