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commitingarson · 3 months
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pack it up everyone 2024 is over
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CHAT IS THIS REAL
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commitingarson · 4 months
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WE ARE SO FUCKED
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MATPAT HAS TUMBLR???!!!!!!
i was watching matpat's newest theory and he says he found info on gooseworx's TUMBLR PAGE
MATTHEW PATRICK HAS FUCKING TUMBLR
I am quacking in my boots, hopefully he doesn't know about securitywaiter
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commitingarson · 4 months
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WHAT IS THIS??? AND WHO IS WE???
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NEVER SPEAK AGAIN
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commitingarson · 4 months
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me after reading that one niche fanfiction for the twenty-seventh time
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i hope the author of healing isn't linear knows they've changed my life
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commitingarson · 5 months
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pussy puss puss give em cunt cunt cunt. or whatever.
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commitingarson · 5 months
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this deserves to be next to the mona lisa
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Securitywaiter height comparison :]
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commitingarson · 5 months
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its reputation day cunts, stand up and salute the pop bible
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Swift has declined to address that rumor- Global superstar Taylor Swift! This is the first time photographers have caught T-Swift on film in six! weeks! Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Grammys' youngest ever winner of Album of the Year, Fearless Is there Bad? Blood? Taylor Swift! is responsible! for me being suspended. Taylor Swift is in hot water again! Taylor Swift is on top of the world, but has she done some sketchy things to get there? Thirteen celebs who have issues with Taylor Swift I felt like she was a little angry Number thirteen There she is leaving a restaurant She holds too many grudges Why did Taylor Swift- You can see her feet at the very bottom, and can see her making her way into the car I can understand trying to keep your relationship to yourself at the beginning, or needing to take some time to work on your craft.. but come on! And Taylor, voluntarily bringing attention to herself of her donations What Swift did is not enough Yeah, okay Tay, Whatever you say I, I hate to say this, but I think Taylor Swift is learning a few lessons in life All this drama is exhausting Taylor Swift should focus on making the rest of reputation reputation What it is- reputation Taylor Swifts new romance is heating up reputation And what has happened to the squad? reputation But at the same time, I think both- reputation Taylor Swift takes the stand in court today Taylor Swift’s reputation reputation reputation So instead we'll talk about Taylor Swift's reputation reputation reputation So instead we'll talk about Taylor Swifts reputation reputation Taylor Swifts reputation So instead we'll talk about Taylor Swift's reputation reputation BABY LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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commitingarson · 6 months
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no, i really will <3
Also I've seen the speculation on an all survivor season and i just wanna say if matpat dies ill kill everyone in this fandom and then myself <3
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commitingarson · 6 months
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i would just like to say that i need to make out with him so badly
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if i don’t see this man under my christmas tree i will not be tolerating it
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commitingarson · 6 months
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"Prison turned Spencer onto an alpha male"
The alpha male in question: Emily??? Please don't leave me?? 🥺🥺 why are you packing your stuff??? 🥺🥺 I am sad, sad and crying 🥺🥺 crying forever if you leave 🥺🥺
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commitingarson · 7 months
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me coming downstairs to say hi to my family after a long day of listening to music and reading/writing fanfiction in bed:
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commitingarson · 10 months
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happy father’s day to my favourite DILF
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commitingarson · 1 year
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you're hot asf if you think the detective>>>>>
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commitingarson · 1 year
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Things that would fix the internet immediately:
Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear
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commitingarson · 2 years
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commitingarson · 2 years
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me believing my fictional crushes would actually date me
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commitingarson · 2 years
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when somebody tells me i can't get emotionally attached to fictional characters because they're not real
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