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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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my partner doesnt like that sloppy newborn duck thats going around

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

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It's so fascinating when culture war weirdos get to the point where they can't express their enjoyment of something without first making up a guy who's sooooo mad at them for it and seething and coping soooo hard about it

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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I'm not taking that fuckin pill get away from my mou... hey where'd you get that chunk of American cheese that looks good as fuck. Can I have it

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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I remember the day that I heard taylor swift’s next album would be called the tortured poets department I spent the rest of it repeating the phrase over and over in my head because something about how it rolled off the tongue bothered me so badly

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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"