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I only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I’m fresh
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another cock in the murder machine. they say that peenagers scare the living dick out of me
y'all just give me posts at this point. I don't even have to write my own joke anymore
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Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight
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I'M FUCKING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So to make a long story short. I dropped my phone. On an active crime scene. Cops took it for evidence, I got arrested...yada yada yada point is I lost this account for a while BUT ME AND THE BOYS BROKE INTO THE EVIDENCE LOCKER LAST NIGHT AND I GOT IT BACK!!! (along with some other cool ass shit). So I have Tumblr again :} I hope you guys missed meeeeeeeee <3333
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This happens often
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bitches be like ‘‘I’m mentally stable!’‘ and then go on a sadistic killing spree. it’s me I’m bitches.
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we hope you like it!! It took a lot of food dye to get the lettuce in your sandwiches to look that vibrant :}
Tfw because you like orange, your lunch box is only filled with orange food...
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Falling in love, speed run
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if anybody hears me singing disney songs in my room uh no you dont ok.
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Was gonna complain but then I saw the last part and yeah okay. I can follow this :}
How to be a decent person #1
Don't assault people.
Exception: if the person(s) is/are assaulting someone, if the person(s) is/are mean to dogs.
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Took Smiley to the park for a walk. It was nice. It's getting warmer which is 😬 but I can still wear my jackets without dying, so I won't complain yet...he had fun. He also hunted a squirrel and ate it in like. two bites. Guess he was hungry.
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