comradecrusty

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did they get rid of quick reblogs why is it not working

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the way I haven't used tumblr in days........am I free of this place after nearly a decade

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babygirl your pussy smells like vhs clamshell title sleeves

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#pfffft HA #the laugh inside my head now says whenever i find something funny so...pfffft HA ig

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self care is creating a life you don’t routinely have to escape from

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tried to explain anime girl hair vents to my brothers and they didn’t get what i was talking about. i really am old now.

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do any of you actually wanna like interact...and be friends...maybe

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youre out of slutch............. im out of slime............................

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spotify premium amazon prime netflix discord nitro hbo max disney plus youtube premium tumblr plus i hope you die premium i hope we all die plus

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Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

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thoughts on ?

fuck it thoughts off

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fucking idiot gets PRANKED

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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I keep drawing curly sheep horns on characters and thinking to myself "these look like shrimp if I colored them pink" IDK WHY