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Go and be blessed creative children, for your creativity may be controlled by none other than thineself

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Is this a thirst post from the 1800s?

I want to chew on some ankles

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Oh my god! This man is adorable!! Thankyou so much!

Can I please suggest b.3 for pup?

Yes you can;)

Pov: you just told Pup that you baked him fudge brownies from scratch and he realizes he’s in love with you.

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I made a thing! Its been in my head all day since seeing the original!

#undertale #meme #sans #papyrus

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THEM 

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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write a famous author and ask for advice. Kurt Vonnegut was the only one to respond - and his response is magnificent: “Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. Lockwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely, Batten, Maurer and Congiusta:

I thank you for your friendly letters. You sure know how to cheer up a really old geezer (84) in his sunset years. I don’t make public appearances any more because I now resemble nothing so much as an iguana.

What I had to say to you, moreover, would not take long, to wit: Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow.

Seriously! I mean starting right now, do art and do it for the rest of your lives. Draw a funny or nice picture of Ms. Lockwood, and give it to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the shower and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potatoes. Pretend you’re Count Dracula.

Here’s an assignment for tonight, and I hope Ms. Lockwood will flunk you if you don’t do it: Write a six line poem, about anything, but rhymed. No fair tennis without a net. Make it as good as you possibly can. But don’t tell anybody what you’re doing. Don’t show it or recite it to anybody, not even your girlfriend or parents or whatever, or Ms. Lockwood. OK?

Tear it up into teeny-weeny pieces, and discard them into widely separated trash recepticals. You will find that you have already been gloriously rewarded for your poem. You have experienced becoming, learned a lot more about what’s inside you, and you have made your soul grow.

God bless you all!

Kurt Vonnegut

Nimbus Publishing and Vagrant Press Goose Lane Editions Breakwater Books Ltd. The Acorn Press Bouton d'or Acadie Canada Council for the Arts | Conseil des arts du Canada

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P. Pee is stored in the balls.

But if is full of pee? Where room to breathe?

I tried to breathe. But my balls were full of water!

Nicholas Pereira, running for parliament in the Canadian election this month, has a semen retention vlog

SEND IT TO ME NOW

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Dear entities, may I present, my pride and joy.

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Yknow those ads (especially from big company campaings that are 'mental health forward' for one week of the year) when they're saying, "We're here, we see you"?.

Like, WTF? Don't do that. Turn around.

Don't look at me. I do not wish to be perceived.

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Just fucking realised that my likes were public. oof. 

Im sorry to anyone who saw those. If you did? no you didnt.

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Guess who just found out how to download that meme gold kfc dating sim game from a couple years back and is now gonna play it at 1am?

Me. It, its me

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cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

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you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

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I can’t believe my entire personhood can be summarized in a Venn diagram.

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Warm bread with garlic and cheese

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

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@queen-under-the-mountain @dragonofthemountain

A queen and a dragon. Both within the mountain.

Are they friends?

Or possibly....

Forbidden lovers?!

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Please doot doot?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box