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god. there is only Crumbs for people who identify more with Ice King than pre- OR post-IK Simon. It’s kinda frustrating how he’s discarded- because, while, yeah, Simon wants to leave him behind, IK is a Part of his history now, a part of him. Hell, even if you care more about Simon than IK, investing into the life of IK makes the angst for Simon all the more bitter.

Anyway I gotta start making more Ice King stuff, from ship things, to silly porn, to just him existing as A Guy In Ooo with Memory Problems and Mood Swings and Depression (that is still kind of a dick)

I too often wonder if people prefer a different version of me

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I have a massive crush on Abracadaniel, it's killing me that there's hardly any art of him.

Turn and push

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What's good, fam?

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Sometimes the part where Jake gets restless leg makes me tear up a bit.

Like this post if you cried

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In Obsidian, the line “you always look good after fighting a monster” sounds like an innuendo especially after Marceline calls herself a monster in the song. Also the eyebrows.

The eyebrows.

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i’ve watched adventure 55 times as of today

also with the new Fiona and cake series it will take a little over 59 hours to fully watch everything

Lots of hard work went into the show.

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I remember sending some really weirdly horny asks on here when I was a teenager. Don't know why I latched onto this so much during puberty, there's a really weird post about fionna somewhere on here from me, so I'm glad she's back soon. It's good you didn't die of a heroin overdose in the years since you set this up

It was a weird time.

... and thank you? That's dark.

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I can't even keep up with my progress notes at work. There is no way I can revive this blog.

Is Adventure Time back?

...are we back?

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Is Adventure Time back?

...are we back?

#admin lindy awakens from her slumber

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Damn. 10 years of ConfessingAdventureTime. I remember starting this little pet project I was an insecure high school junior with a lot of angst and unresolved autistic identity issues. Now I'm a confident adult woman who became the person my 16 year old self needed.

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It's been 10 years since I started this blog and I don't think I'll be making confessions anymore but I'm still around.

Might even bring back lovefession this July. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Let's restart this debate

Is Jake yellow or orange?

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NAUGHTY CONFESSION HOUR IS BACK

This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. 

We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. 

Today, we’re taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form).

So, even if your creations contain nudity, mature subject matter, or sexual themes, you can now share them on Tumblr using the appropriate Community Label so that everyone remains in control of the types of content they see on their dash. 

We have updated our Community Guidelines to reflect these changes; the rest of our content policies remain the same: We still don’t allow hate, spam, violent threats, or anything illegal, and visual depictions of sexually explicit acts remain off-limits on Tumblr (if you want to know more about that, our CEO Matt recently explained why it’s not feasible for us to safely and successfully support porn communities at this time). If you come across these types of content, please continue to report them to us.

Similarly, if you come across content on Tumblr that doesn’t appear to be appropriately labeled, please let us know. This is how we’ll work together to create safer spaces for everyone on Tumblr, whatever their interests and needs. 

We hope this shift creates more room for artistic expression to flourish on Tumblr while empowering each of you to craft your own experience and safely explore and discover the things you love.

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How shameful would it be for me to write horny Marcelinexreader fanfic bc nothing against bubbline but I've had a crush on Marcy since I was a kid and peebs is way too dissimilar from me for me to project on

if it helps you then do it :)

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Wow, Congratulations on becoming a mind doctor

yeah I guess I care about people's mental health or something

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I don't know who's still here but I finally got my damn Master's degree, lemme know if you need a therapist

(no but for real I can't actually take clients from tumblr)

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unfortunate confession: idk if ur still taking asks or if this is like Too Much, but i had a dream that i slept with the ice king?? not simon but full-on ice king. i guess my subconsious decided that being topped would make him at least 60% less annoying :(

*takes deep breath*

Naughty Confession Hour is over