NHLers and the Olympics (hypothetical)
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Alex Ovechkin goes to the Olympics. No one questions his many carry on bags, or why one looks suspiciously like Nicklas Backstrom.
The NHL is curious as to why Henrik Lundqvist has been playing so poorly for the Rangers during the time of the Olympics. Joel Lunqvist must be feeling off too..he called in sick to work all month.
Carey Price builds a small wall in his net, then leaves and goes to the Olympics. No one notices the difference.
Sidney Crosby wants to go to the Olympics but he does not want to let down the Penguins or break the rules. Fleury and Letang put melatonin in Crosbys PB&J. He wakes up on the Plane next to to Jamie Benn.
A displeased Jamie Benn is duck taped to a giggly Tyler Seguin.
Brent Burns smuggles Joe Pavelski to the Olympics in his beard.
Shea Weber fires a fake slap shot. It fake hits Markov, Plekanec and Pacioretty. They are all out for the month with fake and vague injuries. They get fake beards and go to the Olympics under fake names.
Erik Karlsson is very handsome. He tells the league he is going to the Olympics, they are distracted by all the handsome and tell him its fine.
No one wants to have to tell Tuukka Rask he cant go to the Olympics, so no one does.
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Clearly the ref is very inclined to stop whatever is happening here.
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NHL Expansion and Relocation, 1942-Present
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Sophia Bush (via thatkindofwoman)
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Lest We Forget: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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