what song do u think I’m dancing to
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wiggly jiggly soapy butt 🧼
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update that no one cares about: after 6 months they finally caught on & banned me :’( was fun while it lasted. can never enjoy tinder for personal use again hahaha maybe that’s for the better tho
i decided to buy tinder premium so i could do that thing where i can set my location to cities I’m not actually in (i use tinder 90% for advertising my OF for context) and i feel So Smart for doing so and i have no one to talk to about onlyf*ns stuff so I’m gonna break it down here for y’all
tinder premium is $8 a month
my OF sub price is $10($8 of which i keep bc OF takes 20%)
so if i gain one sub a MONTH from tinder i’ve already made my money back
i bought tinder premium last night and have gotten 3 new subs since then (not guaranteed that they came from tinder but haven’t actively advertised anywhere else in a few days)
i am just so stinkin happy i did this!! feel so big brain!!! i’ve only set it to philly so far I’m so excited to just switch around every couple days and see where i do well. i know no one here really cares about this either but this blog is a little bit like a diary so here’s a happy entry for once :33
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I want to BITE and be BITTEN
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i cant wait till its WARM out i wanna dress like a WHORE
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(.' '.))))))))) <- caterpillar
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i would really like a kiss i get kiss tomorrow but i want kiss Now my head hurts i need it
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i hate when men aren’t covered in blood or smoking . whats the point then
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men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
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I couldn’t bring myself to hurt you, but I was just so hungry, and ever since then I knew what I had to be strong; like when I’m full right now, I’m like, unkillable..
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Sorry you’ve had covid for the holidays but I hope you’re still enjoying yourself and that you had a good time
that is very kind of you i did 🥹
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