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may you simply fold your wings and rest

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i saw kakashi in accounting class

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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

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Thought of this at work today lmao

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Gary “Roach” Sanderson HC Face

Since my Ghost HC Face Analysis was going great, I’m making our boi Roach! Now first of all, there was barely any information about Roach. I have scoured the internet for inspiration on how he looks and I basically only get it from pictures online of his eyes and helmet, but not the rest of his face. A lot of the info that I use for this analysis are more of a Call of Duty head cannons that are collectively accepted by the fandom combined with my own head cannon. Bear with me ‘cause Roach is such a fun character to imagine, and since there’s a lot of room for that, I will go wild with him! I’ll use my drawing slash bootleg criminal sketch artist skill and do my best. Let’s go!

⚠️This is just my interpretation and not canon at all. Just a fan researching stuff and doing art. You can agree or disagree with it as you like.

1. Age - We don’t know his age. But since he’s canonically a sergeant, I’ll go with mid twenties. 

2. Height and Build - Yet again, we don’t know how tall he is, but I’ll take @smokeywhalee​ ‘s height comparison as reference and just go with 185 cm or 6′1″. Since he’s a British special force soldier, I’ll go with lean and muscular build. 

Let’s go to the face  ヽ(>∀

In Modern Warfare 2, he didn’t have a depiction AT ALL. If you’re thinking the image below is him, It’s not. It’s the default TF 141 soldier skin (see his helmet, it has US flag while Roach is British). 

Next, For those who don’t know, Roach has appeared in Call of Duty Mobile, and this is his face :

OUR BOY ROACH

IS 

A

DEFAULT

MIL SIM

SKIN

I THINK NOT

However, though, we can still use these pictures as reference :)

3. Facial Features : From the default skins, I will take inspiration for the eye shapes. He has hooded eyes and slightly slanted eyes and strong eyebrows. The CoD fandom has depicted Roach as blond hair and blue eyes, and overall the baby of the group. So I try to make him cute but also fierce in a way. Since he’s the youngest one, I don’t draw him bearded and such. Also my HC : Under that mask, He has DIMPLES :D It really adds the cuteness and a character to him! Now for the rest, like face length, cheek, lips, and all those things are all my sketches of how he will look. 

Considering all the points, I collected all the information and there is the sketch! Now after the sketches, I think that’s not enough. I want to add ✨Character✨

4. Character : As we don’t have any reference for his personality, I will go with mine mixed with the fandom’s collective Head Cannon :

- Roach is one of the younger ones, and the raw one of the TF141. He’s lively and bubbly, a BABY, but he’s a total CHAOTIC BOI. He can be funny and kind, but when on a mission, he’s turns serious and deadly, ready for any situation.

- Roach is Ghost’s bestie in TF141. He balances Ghost’s silence and overall sad vibe. Ghost trusts Roach and talks to him a lot. They’re Homies™

- Roach is picky eater! This is the baby side of him. When there’s some things he doesn’t like on his meal tray like broccoli, he will set them aside and Ghost will instinctively eat Roach’s leftovers. 

- Gary Sanderson got the name “Roach” because he’s a JACKASS but somehow always escapes death. Real examples would be the ENTIRE MW2 except the betrayal scene :”) SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT D*CKH*AD SH*P*RD. Also here are some random stupid sketches I made of him not valuing his safety :

I’M SORRY THIS IS SO STUPID FORGIVE ME PLEASE JUST IGNORE (I’m sorry Ghost I love you but this post is about Roach)

- One of the reason why he’s a jackass is Roach has a great core strength and is so BALANCED. He can do flips and stuff, and yes he can headstand. 

Bonus : Roach with my OC Jade!

So yeah! This is my depiction of Sergeant Gary “Roach” Sanderson! Kindly share your thoughts!

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oh my god.

“oh i’m a feminist. i wanna put a woman on top. and on the back, on her knees”

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holding back (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

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Shoutout to the voices in my head. Yall are real ones

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jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

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his ass is NOT paying rent

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nikto n krueger being comfy in tank tops

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bubis fav kamojis 🩵 ( a list )

ᘓ︵ꪒ⑅ꪒ ꒰੭⸝⸝´`⸝⸝꒱੭ ς꒰ ˊ˘ ς ⑅ ꒱ა

(๑´`๑) ଘ(|lI.‸.)­ (｡ﾉ＼｡)ﾟ

˃ ⤙ ˂ ˘ ､ ˘ 𝟷𝟷𝟷

૮ .ܸ .ܸ ྀི ა ⠀( ᵕ ᵕ  ♱)ಎ

ᨳ꒰ ⑅´ ˘ `꒱੭ (⁰ ꓃ ⁰し)

๑´ ³)˘ᵕ˘៸៸ ꒰ ⸝⸝⑅ ๑ . ๑ ⑅⸝⸝ ꒱

◝꒰ ´ ˘ `♡ ꒱ ૮꒰´ᵔ`⑅꒱ა

ᜊ꒰ っ🍪⊂꒱ (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅: ꔫ :]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

꒰ ┊͙ pwincess ˓ ┊͙ ꒱

꒰ ᨦ mousie ♪ 𓈒 *

‹ 𝟹 ˖ ꒰ 🤍 🥣 🧀 ꒱ ⌒ ゜

ᜊ⠀₊⠀♡⠀ִ ⠀⠀₊⠀ ׂ ⠀⠀.

꒰ ᨦ bubi ♪ 𓈒 ⊹

◝✩ ꒰ ˙ ꓃ ˙ し ꒱

insta : @ ittlebubi

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added lil paws n beads to my shoes :3

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Puppy emojis! (Some made by me)

。゜゜૮ฅ ﻌ ฅა゜゜。 ૮>ﻌ < აﾉ” ૮ฅ・ﻌ・ა  

ฅ૮ ’ﻌ｀๑ა   ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა ໒・ﻌ・७

U⁰﹏⁰ U Uฅ - ฅU ং” ა

U｡･ﻌ･｡U ᐡ ᐧ ﻌ ᐧ ᐡ ᐡ ・ ﻌ ・ ᐡ

Make your own!

Ears ૮ ა | ໒ ७ | υ υ | ՞ ՞ | ᐡ ᐡ | ∪∪| U U | ʋʋ | ᏊᏊ

Nose/mouth ﻌ | ˕ | ˔ | ᴥ | ᵜ | ܫ | ｪ | ﹏ | ⤙ | ꤮ | ꈊ | ⩊ | ତ | ꓃ | ⌑ | ᗜ | ³ | ꞈ | ∇| ᆽ

Eyes ◕ ◕ | ꒦ິ ꒦ີ | ・・ | 𝁽 𝁽 | ˘ ˘ | > < | - - | ˆ ˆ |

◞ ◟| ´ ` | ᵔ ᵔ | ᵒ ᵒ | Ó Ò | • - or ・ < | ╥ ╥ | ￫ ￩ | ｀´

Cheeks/blush/face ( ) | ₍ ₎ | ꒰ ꒱ | ᶘ ᶅ | ˶˶ | ⸝⸝⸝⸝ | ｡｡ |

๑ ๑

Paws ⍝⍝ | ฅฅ | ก ก | っ

Tail ﾉ” | Ꮅ” | ੭ | ୭

Ad ons/extras ˗ˏˋˎˊ˗ ᵎᵎ ᨳ 𖡎 ⋆ ʚɞ ⑅ zᶻ 𓏸𓈒 ⊹ ꉂ ༘

Pls dont repost! Took me quite a while to look for all these and make this!

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˚ ✩ ꒰ ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷ ꒱ ｡ ˚ =• ֊ •= ̳ ̳ᴗ ̫ ᴗ ̳ ૮₍⑅˶•▿•˶⑅₎ა

（//>/∇/<//） (◍•ᴗ•◍)ゝ ★(=^𖥦^=) ♡>𖥦<)

(⌯͒▾ ˑ̫ ▾⌯͒)ฅ⃛ ꒰ˆ⌯ ·̫ ⌯ก̀ˆ꒱ ꒰｡ › ·̮ ‹ ｡꒱ /ᐠ⑅⸝⸝⸝⸝⑅ᐟ\ฅ

(՞_ ̫ _՞)ᐝ ^ ̳> ·̫ < ̳^ ( ˵>ㅿ<˵ ) (ゝω╹)★

｜⌓ ⚈⸝⸝⸝)っ♡⁾⁾ ^ ̳- ‧̫ • ̳^ ૮ต•̤ ༝ •̤ตაིྀ      ૮₍ ⸝⸝•̥𖥦•̥⸝⸝ ₎ა

(๑ᵒ̴̶̷͈᷄ᗨᵒ̴̶̷͈᷅) ྉྉྉ (•͈⌔•͈⑅)♡ (๑♡ω♡๑) (๑⚈ ᴥ ⚈๑)

໒꒰ྀི⊂˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶⊃꒱ྀི১ ໒꒰ྀི ੭⁰̷̴͈▾⁰̷̴͈ ა ꒱ྀི১♡ ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ‹⸝⸝꒱ྀིა (⸝⸝⸝ ╸▵╺⸝⸝⸝)

(⋈◍╹꒫╹◍) (｡>ㅿ<｡) (｡◠‿◠｡) ε(๑> ₃ <)з

ε-(´∀｀; ) ✧(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩ (๑`^´๑) (՞_ ̫ _՞)ᐝ ​​​

^ ̳> ·̫ < ̳^ ㌥(ง ˙˘˙ )ว㌥ ୧〃•̀ꇴ•〃૭ ૮ ///▽/// ა

~(⋆ ͒•‧•⑅ ͒)✩* ꒰⑅⸝⸝ ᵕ ༝ ᵕ⸝⸝⑅꒱ ꒰ ◌ ´ ˘ ` ◌ ꒱ >∀<

㌥(ง ˙˘˙ )ว㌥ ૮˵>ㅿ<˵ა ꒰(｡˙𐃷˙｡)꒱ ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

˚₊✩‧₊(⌯͒o̶̶̷̤ ꀾ o̴̶̷̤⌯͒)* ✩‧₊˚ ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ (๑><๑）

ʕ ⸝⸝⸝⁰⃚⃙̴ ༝ ⁰⃚⃙̴ ʔ ♡( ᵕᴗᵕ ) ✧( •˓◞•̀ ) ( ˙◊˙◞)◞

(•'╻'• )꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ (◦`~´◦) (๑˙ー˙๑) ૮ • ·̫ •̥ ა

՞•・•՞🐾 ૮₍ ¬ ᴗ ¬₎ა ₍ᐢ › ༝ ‹ ᐢ₎♡ ( ⸝⸝•ᴗ•⸝⸝ )੭⁾⁾

₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ (✱°⌂°✱) ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧ ପ₍ᐢ⑅•ω•⑅ᐢ₎ദ⸒⸒

(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)  (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡ ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ♡︎

꒰๑•௰•๑꒱ (っ˘ω˘c ) ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ (╯｀~´）╯

⸜(* ॑꒳ˆ * )⋆*❤︎ ๓(๑•ｏ-๑)๓ ﾐ・◦・ﾐ🎀 ꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა

ヽ(๏~๏)ﾉ ε(๑> ₃ <)з ୧⩾Ꙫ⩽୨ ʢ>🐽<ʡ

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