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Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

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#This stupid stupid fucking novel #My poor boyfriend who has to listen to me rant about it #This the the conclusion to the fouth book #There are thrirteen books #THIRTEEN #I HAVE TO ENDURE NINE MORE OF THIS

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#I have been thinking about asexually with my partner #Turns out we’re not so asexual #This is what I wrote in my little diary app the day after #Thought someone else might find it interesting #Asexually #Demisexual #Sex #Queerness #asexual spectrum

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I forgot I tried to doodle my own take on comic Migs because he's my other wife-

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The fucking pipeline!!!

Me: haha, THaTW is the most emotional album

Me, a few weeks later: Nvm, Ruin is more emotional

Me, a few weeks after that: *sobbing in the corner with Love Run blasting in my headphones*

#please!!!! #more people need to talk about love run #tad #the amazing devil

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civic and moral duty to save and repost this image <3

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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i am not at fault for being soft. you are at fault for being mean.

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Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

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Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

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Forbidden cheese

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hey dingus! drink some water! are you feeling sad? that's no good! drink some water! will it help? maybe! who knows! drinking water is a good idea regardless! so why not have a nice refreshing sip? sounds like a plan to me! go on, go get a glass of the good stuff! I'll be here when you get back!