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connor-likes-dogs · 6 months
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Dabi: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Y/N: Okay, what about this one flying over there?
Dabi: Yeah, it is a bird.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: You know that it's Hawks?
Y/N: And it looks like he doesn't see this big, glass skyscra–
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connor-likes-dogs · 7 months
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Dabi: Go to hell.
Y/N: Living with you is already hell.
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connor-likes-dogs · 7 months
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Y/N: I think I'm falling for you.
Dabi: Then get up.
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connor-likes-dogs · 8 months
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Y/N: Dabi, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Dabi: Well of course I have.
Dabi: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Dabi: It's boring.
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connor-likes-dogs · 8 months
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Y/N: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Dabi: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Y/N: ...
Dabi: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
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connor-likes-dogs · 8 months
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Y/N: God, give me patience.
Dabi: I think you mean 'give me strength', doll.
Y/N: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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connor-likes-dogs · 10 months
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Y/N: Wow, Dabi, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Dabi: We literally slept together yesterday, doll.
Y/N: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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connor-likes-dogs · 11 months
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Y/N: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Dabi, in the distance: Or murder.
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Dabi: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Y/N: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Dabi: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Y/N: Everything.
Dabi: …
Dabi: Wanna talk about this?
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Dabi: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Y/N: Twelve, actually.
Dabi: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Y/N: Yours!
Dabi: That's right: no one's.
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Dabi: When are we gonna fuck?
Y/N: What?
Dabi: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?
Y/N: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation...
Dabi: That isn't an answer to my question tho–
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Dabi: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Y/N: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Dabi: I’ve never heard you laugh before, doll.
Y/N: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Dabi: …
Dabi: Sometimes I hate you.
Y/N: But you love me most of the time–
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Y/N: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Dabi: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Dabi: Hey, you wanna bang?
Y/N: …
Dabi: I meant hang.
Y/N: …
Dabi: Actually, no, I didn’t.
Y/N: …
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Y/N: Can you keep a secret?
Dabi: Do you know anything about my life?
Y/N: No I don't. Good point.
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Dabi: I prevented a murder today.
Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?
Dabi: Self control.
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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year
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Y/N: My hands are cold.
Dabi, holding Y/N's hands: Are you fucking happy now?
Y/N: …
Y/N: For some reason, my lips are getting cold too.
Dabi: Fuck…
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