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'why do you like Arnold Rimmer so much he's an asshole?'
because I was also an abused kid treated like shit by my parents who never felt like they were good enough and worthy of love and it's given me shitty personality traits that make me unlovable and Rimmer finding Lister gives me some goddamn hope someone will put up with me there I said it
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If the internet wasn’t anonymous anymore i would stop writing/posting fic and a part of my soul would die. I don’t want to post fic under my real name i don’t wish to be perceived i wish to be known on an incredibly deep level without something superficial like my name attached. Writing fic is like stripping naked but leaving your face out of the shot
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you're either mentally stable or you've seen the moonlight scene in the promised land
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Controversial opinion but if someone spends days and weeks and months of their free time writing fanfiction for free and you don't like it,,,you don't have to say that 💀
I mean I get the argument, no one likes everything and you should accept criticism but literally the only thing that keeps writers writing is feedback, they don't get any kind of money or compensation and generally have to lie to their friends and family about what they're spending 90% of the time on so give them a break
Learning to write is an evolution that takes time and you'll stop that stone dead by leaving a nasty comment
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Imagine if I ended Virginal by killing off Michael and replacing him with Sam, that would be sick af
The people of Haddonfield could finally rest easy, Halloween was over.
It was time for Samhain.
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can't focus all I can think about is Rimmer in White Hole flatly refusing to allow the boys to switch him off VS Rimmer in The Promised Land unplugging himself willingly
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James Jude Courtney as Michael Myers in Halloween (2018) 03/??
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So real
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Rimmer: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Lister: That's great, Rimmer. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 36 smegging years.
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Okay but like,,,unpopular opinion when you're with someone who does nothing but play games and comes to bed when you're asleep and never spends time with you it's kind of annoying
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Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright
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Do you like RZ's version of halloween/michael myers?
I adore RZ!Michael 🥰🥰🥰
Big big daddyyy
I love what they chose to do with him, the crusty old mask, the height, his brutality, it was *chefs kiss*
plus the soft that he was looking for his little sister and the scene at the end with the photograph makes me sob
and the scene where she's pretending there's a boogeyman at the letter box and he's just standing there watching and then he *sniffs* the letters she dropped *I love this film* 🫠🫠🫠
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about 90% of my sexuality is that black shirt Lister wears in Justice because godfucking damnnn
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Hhhhhhfhckf fuck fuck 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 obedient Simon has me in a chokehold (also his pudge??? Illegal 😳😳😳)
he just wants to be a good boy and eat all his dinner 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
good afternoon i’m thinking about getting simon “ghost” riley on a leash 🫶
ghost x fem!reader. nsft 18+ below the cut MDNI i will block you
for my loves @consultingskeletondetective and @mysticalgalaxysalad <3 (consider this a day-late valentines gift 🥰)
simon "ghost" riley who doesn't yet know that being your good boy is dangerously addictive.
simon "ghost" riley who doesn't quite turn down your suggestion, but is hesitant to be on the receiving end of a leash.
simon "ghost" riley who gets a little flurry of butterflies in his stomach when one day you bring out a black leather collar with a chain leash, holding them out to him as if they were an offering - testing the waters, with no pressure if he didn't want to indulge you.
simon "ghost" riley who finds himself knelt at your feet once he's appropriately dressed, all bulk and muscle and yet he feels so comfortingly small like this.
simon "ghost" riley who noses at your panties, groaning low in his chest when you tug at the leash with a disapproving tut, telling him to behave, to be a good boy.
simon "ghost" riley who resists touching the aching hard-on he gets, picking up that if he's good, you might reward him.
simon "ghost" riley who eagerly tugs his balaclava up to his nose and takes your perfect cunt into his mouth the moment you give him permission, tongue dipping inside you and his nose bumping your clit.
simon "ghost" riley who does not, for one second, take his big puppy eyes off of your face, even as you moan and keen and rock against him.
keep calling me a good boy, he thinks as his hips find themselves rutting against the air, cock bobbing wet and red against the soft pudge of his stomach, dabbing spots of precum in the hairs that climb up from his base to his belly button.
simon "ghost" riley who learns he has to beg for his pleasure, and you realise it didn't take much for him to let you take over, to let him escape his thoughts.
simon "ghost" riley who orgasms harder than he ever has before the moment you tell him to 'be a good boy and cum,' face still buried in your cunt, groaning luxuriously as he spills all over his chest and stomach, completely untouched, the tug of his collar reminding him that he's yours and he loves it.
simon "ghost" riley who finds himself bringing the collar and leash to you next time, like a good puppy, and who are you to tell him no?
--considering writing something similar for konig, soap and price? let me know if you wanna be tagged 🫶--
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Jesus h Christ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
thinking about captain john price being built like this
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oh… (18+, gn!reader)
in my humblest of opinions, the ‘strong dad bod’ is one of the sexiest fucking builds a man can have and i can’t stop thinking about them
especially if price had one *screams into my pillow like an idiot*
can you imagine how obsessed he’d be with draping his body over yours ?? like if you’re at the kitchen counter, or standing on your toes to reach something on a high shelf, price would be smushing himself right up against your back
big arms wrapping around your torso, large hands splayed over the softness of your belly, the warm mounds of his pectorals and stomach pressed firmly against your back
he’d tuck his head against your shoulder and kiss your neck and the side of your face, pushing more of his weight onto you
such a good hugger, so warm and cozy and safe <3 would also be used as a human weighted blanket and i’d hope to god he’d trap me beneath him oh my god
imagine running your hands up and down the smooth, fatty ridges of muscle that took up most of his abdomen and arms. the hair too !! ugh i’d just pet him for hours like a little cat lol
*sarah paulson voice* THE HORNY IS ESCAPING !!!
thinking about the feel of this kind of body draped over your back as he fucked you hard into the mattress, both of his hands on your hips and keeping you pinned so that he could rut into you like a man starved
mmm or his large hands wrapped around your legs and keeping them bent up towards your head while he drills into you, his own soft tummy rubbing against yours
price with a muscly dad bod like this would make you put your legs over his wide shoulders while he’s eating you out, one hand on the pudge of your lower stomach and the other squeezing the flesh of your arse
god his cock would be so fucking thick like don’t even get me started 😭
he’d stretch you open so well too, make you come almost one too many times before he’s easing himself into you and stretching you open with a moan of your name
or or you’d ride him and constantly running your hands and/or nails up and down the soft dips of his body, moaning as his cock hit so deep and almost made you come within mere seconds of sinking down onto his cock lmao
i’m so horny for price and this type of body oh my god i just can’t
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NEIL ELLICE on Instagram
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Should I be working on uni stuff? absolutely yes
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