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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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What if I combined two games that I love

#im listening #ace attorney #deltarune

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(Delusional guy voice) there has to be a way

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ya’ll still really believe that you used to be able to edit other peoples posts on tumblr and not the reality that john green really just did say all that

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#ace attorney

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theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow

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DISBARRED

#ace attorney

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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Had a go at some Taskmaster x The Onion headlines, inspired by these posts 1, 2, from the original mastermind @pandaroboto

#taskmaster

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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#dungeon meshi

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning