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So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

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I believe we must get you to the doctor post-haste. This strange, fuzzy growth on your chin is some kind of disease.

BRIDGERTON (2020 - ) | s02 ep02 'OFF TO THE RACES'

#he is so handsome holy shit

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This is it this is my magnum opus audio design is my passion

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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#literally all of the options……

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Darth Maul dialogue from Battlefront II

#WHERE SOME OF THOSE FULLY NECESSARY #WHAT IS THEIR CONTEXT

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

#…… its LCARS……

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this arthur would have legalised magic 🤧

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it feels like there should be a million hours between 5 pm and 10 pm but theres only like two

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smudge brush!! wow!!!

#B A D A S S

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i just noticed your header image is pixel lazytown and i'm amused

IT WAS THE FIRST IRON WIDOW MEME I MADE AND I'M SO NOT SORRY!

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most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.

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Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy