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lies and corruption

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When you take out the whole reincarnation thing kid Aqua is really funny. He's the secret son of an idol. He hates his name from day one. He's always known how to talk. He used this once to scare his babysitter from snitching on him and his sister. Said sister gets into online fights late at night and he just lets her. He formed a revenge plan at 4 that lasted 12 years. He refused to be breastfed. He accidentally got a career opportunity for being nice to a director. He aced his first role as an actor with little to no direction because he realized the director thought he's already fucking creepy so he didn't need to do shit. His mom used to mistake him for his sister and vice versa. He went viral as a baby once for cheering said mom on a concert. A whole trait of him is that he's very young and acts like he's old and retired. He asked someone to mentor him on the day of his mom's funeral. As if Aqua doesn't sound weird enough his actual full name is Aquamarine. He unintentionally made a girl cry and she remembered his name from that day on.

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watching oshi no ko and the ending, mephisto, is by queen bee. the band’s lead singer avu-chan is of japanese and african-american descent, openly transgender, and HAS THE RANGE

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Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

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save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

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booped out

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a quick harvey!!

aka that stardew valley guy who takes his whiskey neat ... his coffee black ... his bed at 3 ... or something

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griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between

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they killed charlie because if she was around longer she would’ve made destiel happen by shamelessly making fun of the way they are with each other and not resting until they admitted their undying love btw

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Still reeling from the realization that bullet journaling was essentially created to be a disability aid and got legit fuckin gentrified

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I hope tiktok is actually sending US citizens data to china and they are actually using it to take down the US government. like someone has to do it

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au where Aang gets told he's the Avatar (and subsequently frozen) at 16 like he was supposed to.... I think it would change a lot honestly

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Flower boys! (...who both know approximately absolutely nothing about flowers)

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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass