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Dont forget that Kevin, who pulled the heaviest load in composing the latest songs, has been on a tour lately. Ben needs his talented buddy back before he can commit more crimes against music.

I DID FORGOT ABOUT THAT YES!!1!

he needs his paid besties cuz otherwise he's clueless

#he's actually clueless with them too but they kinda make him look better to not look so bad themselves #BUT EVERYONE LOOKS BAD IN THE END #stop ben barnes criminal activity #arrest him officer for the greater good

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The last thing Ben liked in J's insta was a photo of her dog. He didn't like her announcement of joining a new agency, not the book thing, basically nothing to do with her work or accomplishments (I use the term loosely). I hope he's not jealous! (Unless we're talking jealousy over actually having something to do. I can understand that. But not jealousy over *what* shes doing.)

I mean yeah if it stings then he avoids the I AM DOING SHITE posts, and adds another alo gym video #notsponsored and he is not doing shite himself so he has time to scroll xd oh what a tragedy boy is without a job once more... for about 4 years now

THO I won't fuck ye about muffins, Imma with Benny on ignoring the 'book' in question cuz like yeah I wouldn't tap tap it twice even if I was paid lol

#oh yeah honey was trying to get me a discount for that one xddd #for fucks sake like they be doing a presale at 25% off #if that's not the best review of the book... #and as ye use the term accomplishments loosely so do I when talking about the book #cuz it sounds like a rich kid from wattpad got published

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CORAL why is ben making a story with a hozier sound he needs please my man alone☹️

I believe cuz he a fanboy and he like wishes that he fucking could be him or something since he learned from Jules' example that he shouldn't try and cosplay donny hathaway anymore that he already tried x.x

#i know two hozier songs #im not like the other girls lol #not like benny it is xd but he probably knows the exact same two that i do loool

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It’s strange that Benny didn’t like the post about her book announcement. Usually he’s all up for liking posts when she has something “new and exciting” going on

Is he? Me thinks he does kinda read through her I HAVE A JOB or I AM DOING SOMETHING WITH ME LIFE posts, ye know ever since that activist hunger games gate?

Or maybe he salty cuz he the poet but he has no book deal like YET ANOTHER one of his frens... or he salty cuz he is NOT in the book or he just doesn't give a fuck he has that 5kg dumbbell to take

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Idk how relevant this is but in case anyone is still on the Ella train, she's dating another skinny blond dude. Or at least she was 2023 and the beginning of 2024 (she cleaned her Instagram then).

She had a couple pictures with him (he wasn't tagged nor looking at the camera), but it seems she's deleted her hiking/trip pictures and she only has acting/modeling-related stuff. I guess that's how she's convincing herself she's an established actress? *shrug*

No disrespect, I get that 'the biz' is tough, but she looks like a slice of unbuttered toast

Like Imma not sure but me thinks that even the insta trolls moved on from her or them lol rip flower pictures

And she looks like she is Benny's type x.x that's all I'm going to say lol cuz I honestly don't remember how she looks and I don't wanna to look again xd

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Any guesses about what happened to Ben's music? lol he went from that little concert thing to becoming a hermit. He's so boring to followwwww

#but like i don't really know ye know? #me best guess is that he short on monies and he out of ideas #and obvi the same old same old he just has no idea how to promote himself #and the music is shite lol #coral fanart friday lol

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What’s Benny b been up to lately - absolutely nothing as usual, except for continuing his Alo gym influencer era. However, apparently jh is making a “big” announcement today on something she’s been working on for 4 years. It’s her most vulnerable, most proud blah blah. Brace yourselves. Everyone around Benny has something going on it seems, except for him 😂

Alrighty an update for the future! It's a book lol

I mean this smells similar to the books Hilary Duff co-wrote like decades ago lol but this time it's for adults xd

The only thing that really got me here is that they do a pre sale at a discount. Like imma no business person but starting to sell your product at a discounted price kinda seems like it's not worth the asking price to begin with lol peoples mag exclusive... Where have I seen this one before xd

#and the Easter eggs are that she changed names #Benny to Jemmy and Jules to Bules #nah for real me thinks this is going to be bullshite #or ye know the adaptations of the music of one Jemmy Jarnes

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I still think that’s Benny in jho’s bed. Putting aside the blanket and comforter, if you zoom into Benny’s soulless eyes, you can see that the light source is coming from a window that has black window sills, just like jho’s.

Now I know that everyone in LA is cut from the same cookie cutter, especially has-beens and D-listers, but it would be too many coincidences for Benny and jho to have the same blankets, comforters and window sills, even for them. Anyway, that’s just my 2 cents and maybe I’m completely wrong, we’ll never know for sure lol!

No like I love it! The blankets debate is just like the good old times it's amazing to be honest...

Zooming in? Compare compare? Assuming?

Oh how I missed this c:

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I've no idea if Calahan really is staying with Ben,because he's usually very careful in what he posts. He's more about his poetry/writing, working out, and artful(?) photography. He rarely shows how he lives.

However, it's not unlikely. I can see them being room mates. I think they'd be a relatively good fit too, just enough common interests to get along, but not so much they'll be on each other's heels all the time.

I'm gonna disagree with you on Ben's home, though 😄 I like it - it's very open and with lots of natural light. I'm not on board with all of his furniture and decorations, but that's easy enough to replace. What is it you don't like about it?

And Benny needs to have someone around to witness his greatness from the comfort of his own home... And they are both jobless guys thinking themselves poets and artists cuz they know how to use the black and white filter over their tiktok poetry book screenshots.

And I fucking hate it cuz of the weirdly placed windows and it's too bright for my liking and the worst crime - it does look like put together from different parts like everything looks just off lol

Not the biggest fan of Dakota Johnson but ye muffins ever seen her house tour? Yeah that one is the shite like THE GOOD SHITE

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Back to fucking Julianne but still active on Raya (don’t ask me how I know) and yet writing songs about how you keep getting your heart broken lmao that monologue in Anatomy of a Fall might as well be about him

I mean I would love to know how ye know cuz we had no updates about Benny on Raya since the 'im here to find friends' one lol

#other than that I would assume ye are shitting me and were paid to promote Anatomy of a Fall #which btw ye muffins should watch it's like so good #france really fucked up when they decided not to choose it as their Oscar's pick

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Dog is new to Rob, I guess.

Anyway, since we're spilling, I do think I have another Benny sighting, though mine is A LOT more debatable. It's a series of photos posted by shared buddy Tyler L, from March 21. Second photo is of Tyler and J, J's house, with a dude way in the back in the kitchen, clearly not intending to be a part of the photo. Personally, I think there's something Benny-ish over that background dude, but I really can't tell for sure. I wonder what you guys think? It really could be anyone, but idk.

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See this is how you tell Coral what is happening, so I can actually see xd thanks hun

Anyways I would assume it could be him since boy do be coming to party with fairy queen squad now buuuuut me thinks that fella in the back has a tattoo there on the upper arm x.x maybe I'm saying lol

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Can we even call Ben an influencer? The man seldom posts and when he does his posts are boring. Also, he has the charisma of an old sock and that unfortunately translates on his posts. If I were him I’d just delete my whole social media presence that way people wouldn’t see my sad descent into irrelevancy.

But he already is irrelevant. Social media is the only thing keeping his ego afloat cuz fangirls cuz daddy whatever...

Honestly if he got rid of social media, he can get himself a common folks job since he has nothing more x.x at this point I would say this is exactly what he should do.

and not to repeat myself but the only things Benny be influencing is me mental illness and inflamed ulcers

#where do we think he could work? #cuz he has like shitty useless bachelor's degree and absolutely no work experience ever whatsoever #target? #costco? #or he back to London to work at Gregg's selling sausage rolls?

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On one of the ho’s recent TikTok’s where she’s working out at that Alo gym, I swear at the very end of the video it’s Benny standing far in the background with his back turned. Also, in her recent ig post with her dog, one of the pics is the dog on her bed, and that bedding looks just like the blanket and sheets that Ben was lying on in his ig story with his hair. Of course, it may not be her’s, but it sure looks like it. Twin flames just won’t quit!

Oh how could I miss this!!1!

If anyone wants to compare the tiktok and the ig posts then I guess have at it lol since apparently the ig video got magically cut xd

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Lá fhéile Pádraig sona dhuit! 😘

#yeah ye can tell theres a lil looooong backlog here xd

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I’m dying, not Kevin posting and liking where Miriam Margolyse has been saying that people need to grow up and let Harry Potter go. That it’s fine to enjoy something and have fond memories of it, but if you’re still clinging to it as an adult you need to get over it. I know he cringes every time Benny pulls that wizard garbage out as his make believe concerts

I mean like I know I be shitting all over and make fun of fangirls of everything, mostly for comedic purposes and cuz some of them took it too far, but me going to be honest now. If someone is an adult and is still enjoying a piece of media/pop culture thing from their childhood then there's like nothing wrong with it at all lol it's like you would say to all the ATLA fans who watched it in the 2000s as kids that they can't enjoy it anymore cause they be pushing over 30 now xd (it's me lol I'm one of them people lol) and ye know the younger ones who only watched it over that quarantine summer like two years back and gonna take it with them into their adulthood now x.x

What me would say is the real problem with HP franchise and still following it, is it's piece of a shite author who is a fucking certified shit stain and the constant association with HP and giving it attention is giving the racist terf money and credibility since she owns the ip.

But Benny is in fact both cringe and doesn't give a fuck and he would love to be attached to the big franchise for real instead of through half dead over a decade old tumblr fancast

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Looks like Callahan unfollowed JH after not getting a follow back lol

Oh well! Look at that I found this old one in me inbox right after the ask about all Benny's friends following each other

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Funny that all of Ben’s friends are friends with/follow each other except for his ~ friends Ella, Rayana, and Jules. Wonder why that is!

Imma pretty sure this ain't even true and kinda impossible but even if it was, this lil threesome would be a bit too awkward even for Benny's standards cuz 1) Ella do be sending blinds about herself to deuxmoi, 2) Benny literally spent years hiding Rayana, 3) fairy queen has social media minion/s and they only follow big names and/or peeps that she's associated with...

So yeah me thinks that would be too much even for them and their bullshite