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you arent a real gamer until you played this

#this was IT

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rdr2 has once again taken over my life

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ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

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Immaru, as Eris points a spray bottle at him: I ain't scared of you, mooncrust. This little thing here ain't nothin' more than an empty threat. You ain't got the guts to use it, so go on, prove your worth, I don't believe for a sec-

Eris: (spritzes him right in the face)

Immaru, immediately recoiling: ECK-

#destiny 2

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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

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update: i slept 13 hours and it took another hour to feel like a conscious human again

i got two hours of sleep last night, moved all of the big items from my (upstairs) apartment, and then spent the whole afternoon outside in +80°F weather. i am finally able to relax for a bit, and i feel like i'm gonna pass out

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i got two hours of sleep last night, moved all of the big items from my (upstairs) apartment, and then spent the whole afternoon outside in +80°F weather. i am finally able to relax for a bit, and i feel like i'm gonna pass out

#one thing about me: i am going to complain

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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i finally got that dang hat!

#destiny 2 #destiny hunter #it's crazy how i got better at the game when i started learning mechanics and now i have a cool hat #i really do just love this hat #now i have to get it on my warlock and titan 🙃 #i also don't actually use the last word but it looks good with the hat

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apparently i created my tumblr account 12 years ago today. yikes

#some people do things with their blogs and have a bunch of followers #not me though i'm the kind of person who inconsistently posts for my 3 active followers #i do appreciate them tho

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Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

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#DRAMA IS HIS SPECIALITY

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Did it think it could protect? Did it think it could save?

#orin #bg3