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#there is a special kind of disgrace from going into custody because of FRIENDLY FIRE. fausts motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now #'omg sorryyy i just meant to kill the dozer' WHERES THE GIANT MANSLEY? #payday 2dles #payday 2 #the missing cork appears. sorey class so sorry

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hear me out

what da vlad doin

planning a golfgoat wedding but not in a wolfhox wedding way. the wolfhox wedding was a dlc heist but a golfgoat wedding is what the lonely island meant when they released spring break anthem

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what da vlad doin

planning a golfgoat wedding but not in a wolfhox wedding way. the wolfhox wedding was a dlc heist but a golfgoat wedding is what the lonely island meant when they released spring break anthem

#google it please for the love of god. tell me im wrong #wedding where half the audience is extended kozak family/goats and the other half is the pd gang/retired murky drinking buddies

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I hope you’re doing okay, you’re my favorite artist here

quick update

#i post from here #no but this means so much thank you. sorey for the excess nothing in the past few months i have Thoughts but no drawjuice #there are asks/requests in my inbox from last year. screams #Thenks for Sticking Aronde 👍 #discord funnies #<- side dish ^_^

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top tier gag of holding up your own wikipedia article on a piece of paper

jimmy can be a little meta <3 as a treat

#like if anything he deserves it #hardcore henry was marketed as a videogamey movie bc of its pov. let the guy have a little media awareness #looney tunes ass rules for this guy ONLY!!!

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Hey cork duke is a very prim n proper kinda guy, do u think he irons and drycleans his pink hopper outfit? I think he does.

he only gets the damn thing drycleaned because when he accidentally left it in with the rest of his laundry he had to replace all his favorite shirts

#chains suggests he just fucken bleach em like any normal person would and duke recoils like hes been struck. its just not the SAME #now im wondering what safehouse-wide laundry day looks like.. i wanna see what the heisters wear when all the Good Clothes are in the wash #i ended up doing this during class which is why it might look a little wonky 😭 couldnt get the image out of my head #payday 2dles #payday 2

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do you think dallas knows what a dilf is. and just as importantly does he know he is one

i knowww the in-universe twitter goes crazy i just know it. im talking dallas wap edits trending 24 hrs after a heist + rabid stans obsessively screenshotting his side profile from blurry news footage + ppl getting a hold of their phones midheist to livetweet things like "mpd needs to lock this man up NOW before i ******* ******** *** ***** ********* ***** ****" like he knows and is 101% a little shit about it

#this is so funny. 2 me

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whats the opposite of a shoveltalk

#been seeing more iasip on my dash lately.. nature is healing #DRAW VLAD WITHOUT THE TINTED LOVE GLASSES CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE) #saw some posts where locke n joy r besties in a mentor/protege way like yea so true #payday 2dles #payday 2 #shes happy for them but 'guy who took u under his wing suddenly dating the least predictable man on crimenet' had to have been surprising #golfgoat powers activate

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cleric + vampire ocs from fern my cool classmate fern ^_^

#other doodles #the storys called 'holier than thou' n its about an irreverent cleric basically trying to annoy a vampire out of town when locals complain #this is from our old dms but it still checks out 👍someday ill have a consistent artstyle i like i pomise

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self portraits

#other doodles #certified discord moment #um. theyre self explanatory really

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THE NAOKI URASAWA STYLE TEST

#READ MASTER KEATON BTW‼️ number 1 divorced urasawa babygirl character of all time #other doodles #i see all the asks btw the regularly scheduled 2dles will resume but i felt so bad letting this sideblog rot as it is now soo 😳 #this is one of my favorite expressions in urasawas works actually! i couldnt capture it but its like half smile + half grimace. so good

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first impression of the christmas event's snowdozer boss is a strong one

#hes wearing his nice warm layered pink hopper outfit and you go and bully him anyways.. hate and war on planet earth #that antisprint freeze debuff is a nightmare but god i fucking love it here this is fun #moar mouse doodles.. everyone say thank you jspaint very cool jspaint #payday 2dles #payday 2 #THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE COLD

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Breaking news: Duke is canonically a cat person. And there are cats in the safe house.

HUGE NEWS!! local guy beset on all sides by beasts and creatures

#he is aware of the safehouse cats at all times but not always of his own accord #sidenote does anyone elses cat do the thing in the first pic bc garus been putting his paws on my face when im lying down. like a lot #choosing to believe that chains storms up the stairs with the cat under his arm btw #payday 2 #payday 2dles #the reason i constantly draw duke with a cup or glass is bc beverages are so so important. for everyone

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are you mad atme

#old drawing that i did with my mouse in jspaint #i know the timeline doesnt quite allow for this but bear with me #something something contractor polycule. BEAR WITH ME #payday 2dles #payday 2 #sorrey im so sorry for the heapingpiles of Nothing btw ^_^ my head is full of rocks #also half of the contractors dont even like each other its like the worlds most fucked up and evil zoom call when theyre all together

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I HAVE BEEN RBING ON MY SIDEBLOG THIS WHOLE TIME. CLEANUP CREW COMMENCE

#AAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH

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DIVORCE…. TWO!!!!!!!!!

Heyyooo friend! Could I please request some more WolfHox (my beloveds) please? Hope you’re doing well. Your art keeps killin’ me every time I see it on my dash 🤣

wolfhox wedding dlc heist finally announced by overkill after 11 years: HAPPY PRIDE

+ bonus divorceposting

#so true soooo true thankyou crush #(locke voice) AUTOBALANCE TEAMS PLZ #the honorable judge aldstone presides over custody disputes like who gets to sleep on The Good Couch in the safehouse #the first principle of legal representation is to have fun :] good luck vernon #payday 2dles

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Hey, I just want to say that your art of Duke and the other members of the payday gang has brought me so much happiness. So I want to thank you for that and keep doing the good work!!

AAHHH thuank you.. sobb

#im finally goin thru these asks from ages ago and im so so puttingmyheadintheground forever #unscheduled floortime #haiii eldritch hii btw thx for being my partner in crime in trying to sustain the dukethoughts industry