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cormorant-red · 13 hours
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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cormorant-red · 17 hours
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Look SO many things are better as an adult, but I do so very genuinely truly miss the childhood experience of going completely insane over something at the drop of a hat. As an adult you need the right cocktail of drugs weather humidity feng-shui and job prospects to feel like a piece of media can rip you into orbit. As a 14-year-old all it took was the worst Naruto reruns in the world playing at 10pm in your childhood basement. Unmatched experience. Irreplicable. Truly a once in a lifetime gift as an apology for the experience of being 14.
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cormorant-red · 2 days
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coworker: is this [fast, angry rock i'm playing] too much?
me: no, and also give me the aux so i can play chain bastard next
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cormorant-red · 2 days
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yiké
just don’t do that
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cormorant-red · 2 days
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enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant
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cormorant-red · 3 days
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the soundboard is my new favourite cast member
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cormorant-red · 3 days
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This $1 thrift store coaster brings me such joy.
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cormorant-red · 4 days
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my attitude about walking home alone late at night is that I love it and if you try to tell me it’s dangerous you are pre victim blaming me
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Into the woods, Doug Eng
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cormorant-red · 6 days
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A personal artwork I'm working on + my fave details!
I have a character who's a nature/forest-y paladin and I always imagined the nature god she follows would be this type of unrealistic dream-like creature melding with the surroundings. I imagined it would look mostly symmetrical but with some differences here in there, like you often see in nature.
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cormorant-red · 7 days
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Another one of my EPP quilted pieces I finished recently. This was originally going to be a larger piece in combination with the other one I did (see here) as a large panel, but I decided they would work better as independent projects.
This was my first foray into non-hexagonal paper piecing as well as designing my own EPP patterns and I've certainly learned a lot. Very tricky to get the pieces to work sometimes, but easy enough to design and fun to work on. I'd love to pattern out a full sized quilt using this style, but I imagine it would be much more difficult to complete. We'll see!
Thanks for looking :)
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cormorant-red · 7 days
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An OC drawing for Swordtember 🗡️ ✨🌘
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cormorant-red · 9 days
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"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."
National Geographic
October 1972
ph. Robert W. Madden
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cormorant-red · 9 days
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going absolutely feral over this collection of items that washed up on Cornish beaches Lego Lost At Sea on twitter
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why are we here
to play the nintendo ds
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cormorant-red · 9 days
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someone with a major in literature and/or poetry tell me what's so poetic about this that it captivated me because i have no idea honestly
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cormorant-red · 9 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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