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i know we talk about rereading books but,

have you ever reread fan fiction?

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one time i was sitting down to read and my neighbor was having a coffee with my mom and i don’t like people so i’m hiding. i hear them start talking about sexuality so i start listening. my neighbor is being SO HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC so i gather all my courage and try to explain about how everyone deserves equal rights and respects thinking, hmmm maybe she just doesn’t know. she continues to say ‘well, we didn’t have anything like that in our day and age’

I WAS READING THE SONG OF ACHILLES

#i have disliked them since #historians be like THEY WERE BESTIES #i think she’s scared of me now #patrochilles #patroculus #the song of achilles #achilles #gay love #song of achilles

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i keep saying i’m so gay

problem is

i’m not gay

i’m bisexual

- alex claremont-diaz, probably

#this is actually just me and i wanted an excuse to post about it #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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Meanwhile,

Simon: hey

Alex: what’s up

Simon: wanna go blow some shit up?

Alex: why not

*walking off*

Alex: are those wings?

Simon: yeah..?

Alex: we are gonna have so much fun

Baz: i secretly had a crush on my natural enemy for years

Henry: i had a crush on someone i MADE my enemy

Baz: i had to stay in the closet because my father is an important figure in our society

Henry: i had to stay in the closet because i’m a prince

Baz, louder: well, did YOU make your crush/enemy challenge their sexuality

Henry: actually yes

Baz: really?

Henry: oh my god besties

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Baz: i secretly had a crush on my natural enemy for years

Henry: i had a crush on someone i MADE my enemy

Baz: i had to stay in the closet because my father is an important figure in our society

Henry: i had to stay in the closet because i’m a prince

Baz, louder: well, did YOU make your crush/enemy challenge their sexuality

Henry: actually yes

Baz: really?

Henry: oh my god besties

#casey mcquiston #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb #carry on #baz and simon #baz pitch #simon snow salisbury #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #basilton pitch

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Ellen: you two better have an explanation for this

Alex: actually we have 3

June: you can pick your favorite

#chaotic children #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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Alex Claremont-Diaz be like: i lost my best friend on new year’s eve :(

Henry: ALEX just because i’m your boyfriend now does not mean that i’m not your best friend!!!

Alex: i still here his voice sometimes

#these idiots #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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does anyone else sit down to read and they’re ready to relax but then you just remember that you *could* be rereading your comfort book?

i’ll really be sitting down with a book from my tbr and remember that alex and henry exist and start crying over how much i love them

#yes i’m dramatic and mentally unstable #why did you ask #the book just calls to me #they’re so god damn cute and perfect and i love them #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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just imagine Alex teaching Henry some spanish so they can talk shit about Philip right in front of him

#spoiler alert philip can speak spanish #just imaging their little spanish lessons 🥲 #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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If I get a single ACOSF spoiler I will find you.

#a court of silver flames #acosf #ACOTAR #acomaf #acowar #a court of wings and ruin #a court of mist and fury #a court of thorns and roses #acofas #a court of frost and starlight #sarah j maas

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All through Carry On we get: Baz is evil, Baz is dangerous, Baz is trying to kill Simon. Baz wants to kill - the Mage, his mother’s murderer. And it’s understood that if Baz is Evil, Simon is Good.

But in WS, we see that Simon is the real killing machine. He and Penny take down the vampires while Baz holds them off. Then Simon kills the Formorian while Baz dangles the wereskunk and wonders what to do. And when Baz says he’ll snap Shepherd’s neck, Simon feels the need to declare his expertise.

Simon has switched to full-on battle mode. I haven’t seen him like this since the Mage died.

… It makes me realize that Simon had a while life I didn’t know about back in school. The Mage used him to fight whatever needed fighting–even when Simon was just a kid. (Simon was always just a kid.) And even though his power’s gone, Simon is still perfectly comfortable playing the boy soldier.

 WS, ch 32

It just makes me so sad. Sad for Baz mostly, because that’s how I feel all my feelings now. What a mindfuck, though, to be treated/see yourself as a villain while the Golden Boy murders anything that crosses his path. And so hard to see this other, foreign, scary side of someone you love so much.

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Story Time!!

So, obviously, I’m a big Red, White & Royal Blue fan. And I have this sign in my room that says ‘History, huh?’

My mom, who had not noticed the sign even though it had been up for a week or two, walks into my room one night, looks up at the sign on my bookcase and looks at me in confusion. ‘High Story Huh?’

I think I might have died a little in that moment

#she was so confused #did she even go to school?! #hIgH sToRy HuH #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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Under winter clouds, victorious, he unlocks the door.

What ever will I do now?!

Ah yes,

On the White House roof, tucked into a corner of the Promenade, there’s a bit of loose paneling right at the edge of the Solarium.

Alternatively,

1. Go to AO3

2. Search up ‘Red, White and Royal Blue’

3. cry

#no I am not ok #rwarb has ruined my life #help is appreciated #can one last stop hurry up so it can wreck me? #alex claremont diaz #alex gabriel claremont diaz #casey mcquiston #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #hrh prince henry #prince henry #prince henry of wales #red white and royal blue #rwarb

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Where did books get the AUDACITY?!

#I need sleep #why do I have tumblr #is it just to suffer? #my tbr is looking at me #creep #books #book #reading #tbr

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Me: I desperately need an escape

*pulls out book*

Me: AHA

*cries while finishing the book*

Me: m-maybe the sequal will be better...

#books are pain #reads to relax #hun books are the reason you need to relax #book #books are my escape #books

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Kaz: I know something about the problem

Nina:

Jesper:

Wylan:

Mathias: are you going to tell us or..?

Kaz: *Looks at him*

Mathias: I’m assuming she knows

Inej: Of course I know!! I found out the something

Nina: WAIT WE HAVE A PROBLEM?!

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #mathias helvar #wylan van sunshine #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo