whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
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It should be illegal for you to make bad posts
well its not so look at my bad posts boy
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anybody know what to do with it all
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dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that
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cicada for my 2D design and color theory class 👍
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Transitions 🚥
In your future's past life
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Taylor Swift personally oversaw the torture of each individual poet to assure that the department conformed to her artistic vision
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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I love you,I love you,I love you
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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post
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you can start learning anything you always wanted at any point in your life. & how nice it is to remember that
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IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE
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victor frankenstein had post partum depression
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