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wonder if theres an e.gon chai.

#paperheart.txt #HMM.

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Self-explanatory

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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

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a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

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constantly fascinated by some weird old man

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oo completely incoherent from illness and cold medicine Time to write a fucking fanfiction

#paperheart.txt #HI. im sick

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going through someone elses f/o list and seeing my platonic f/o listed as a romantic partner/crush:

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being so fucking annoying about a subject on a regular basis that people associate it enough with you to call someone within it “your guy” is so funny. yeah that man is the lead singer of an acclaimed band but he is also My Guy, i guess. that’s true

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i literally like music

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love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

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Having a new f/o for a few months is like:

We just met. I’ve known you my whole life. There’s no way I knew you a few weeks ago. I can’t imagine my life without you. You’re my soulmate. I barely know anything about you. Marry me. Happy 60 days since I met you

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Uh … if there’s a steady paycheck in it? I’ll believe anything you say. GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) dir. Ivan Reitman

#s: this must be the place

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btw mutuals every time i see yall in my notifs i do this motion as a means to express my joy at a mutual enjoyment of content

its instinctual at this point

#i literally give a little wave to my mutuals when i see them in my notifs #hiiiiiiiiiii

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finally sports journalists are asking the truly important questions...

#s: turn 'me' into 'us'

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some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.

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imagine your fictional crush longing for you, you are their crush too but they're too shy or... too stubborn to admit it. so they find ways to be around you, not too close so you don't notice, but also, not too far as they're protective of you. and they get somehow jealous if you are giving your attention to someone else.

imagine your fictional crush blushing because you smiled at them after they complimented something you were wearing, your favorite t-shirt or your favorite scarf.

imagine your fictional crush's friends noticing how their stoic friend melts under your embrace, wondering if you knew how much you mean to your fictional crush.

imagine being your fictional crush's crush.

#HEY HIYS MIND IF I REBLOG THIS REAL FAST