cosmere-cosmeme

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yeah lord ruler kinda sucked but everyone has to start somewhere

I feel like we need to acknowledge that while the lord ruler was a cunt, he did have some kickass branding.

Obligator is such a good title? and like Canton of Orthodoxy and shit is so fucking metal.

#mistborn #cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #lord ruler #scadrial #rashek #cfsbf #cremposting #the final empire #well of acenscion #hero of ages #mistborn shitpost

[cosmere-cosmeme]

i know i keep doing this but lsat prep has been kicking my ass mentally. i’ll do my best, hopefully i’ll be back here soon

#ati speaks

[cosmere-cosmeme]

I feel like we need to acknowledge that while the lord ruler was a cunt, he did have some kickass branding.

Obligator is such a good title? and like Canton of Orthodoxy and shit is so fucking metal.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #mistborn #scadrial #lord ruler #rashek #cfsbf #cremposting #the final empire #well of acenscion #hero of ages

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Renarin: Got called gay at school today.

Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?

Renarin: I got called gay at school.

Adolin: Why?

Renarin: I was being gay.

Adolin: At sch-

Renarin: At school, yeah.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #stormlight shitpost #incorrect stormlight quotes #the stormlight archive #way of kings #words of radiance #oathbringer #rhythm of war #adolin kholin #renarin kholin #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kaladin: Ridgebark no longer works for me so now I have Adolin periodically text me “we need to talk.”

Kaladin: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline to stay awake and useful.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #stormlight shitpost #incorrect stormlight quotes #the stormlight archive #way of kings #words of radiance #oathbringer #rhythm of war #adolin kholin #kaladin stormblessed #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #warbreaker #warbreaker shitpost #vasher #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

thinking about the hotel scene in the bands of mourning

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 2 #alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: *pushing a pull door*

Shallan, who can read: Push harder.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #stormlight shitpost #incorrect stormlight quotes #the stormlight archive #way of kings #words of radiance #oathbringer #rhythm of war #shallan davar #adolin kholin #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wax: Most disasters don’t happen.

Steris: They do to us!

Marasi: She has a point, you know.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #era 2 shitpost #mistborn era 2 shitpost #incorrect era 2 quotes #mistborn era 2 #alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #wax and wayne #steris harms #marasi colms #waxillium ladrian #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Vin: Text me when you’re home safely.

Elend: I’m home dangerously.

Vin: Stop it.

Elend: I’m home lethally.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #mistborn shitpost #incorrect mistborn quotes #mistborn #the final empire #well of ascencion #hero of ages #vin #vin venture #elend venture #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

i do love that we refer to kelsier nolastname as kelsier fortnite i really do think that’s beautiful

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #cosmeme #mistborn #kelsier #survivor of hathsin #cremposting #cfsbf #ati speaks

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Marasi: Are you sure this is legal?

Wayne: Somewhere, for sure.

Marasi: And here?

Wax: Probably not.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #era 2 shitpost #incorrect era 2 quotes #mistborn era 2 #alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #wax and wayne #wayne #waxillium ladrian #marasi colms #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

y’all. my good friend and roommate finn’s mom has my number for fantasy recommendations. she’s never read fantasy and you KNOW i recommended the cosmere. she’s already through warbreaker, mistborn era 1, secret history, and is part way into elantris. she’s starting rea 2 soon i think.

i love getting to tell my friend and roommate that hold on i can’t reply rn because i am texting his mother.

#ati speaks

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wayne: I’m naturally funny because my life is a rusting joke.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #incorrect era 2 quotes #mistborn era 2 shitpost #mistborn era 2 #alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #wayne #wax and wayne #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #stormlight shitpost #the stormlight archive #way of kings #words of radiance #oathbringer #kaladin stormblessed #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: MIDwife???? I dare you to call her that again!

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #The Stormlight Archive #Stormlight shitpost #incorrect stormlight quotes #The Way of Kings #Words of Radiance #oathbringer #rhythm of war #adolin kholin #shallan davar #cremposting #cfsbf

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: I’ve been in jail so long, I think I’ve started to lose my mind.

Adolin: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Adolin: It’s almost been a year, now.

Kaladin: This is Monopoly.

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #stormlight shitpost #incorrect stormlight quotes #the stormlight archive #way of kings #words of radiance #oathbringer #adolin kholin #kaladin stormblessed #cremposting #cfsbf