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cosmicalice · 4 months
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"Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?"
I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.
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cosmicalice · 4 months
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they should invent a kind of yuri that's two women or girls in love with each other. i think this would be revolutionary because according to the internet that's the only thing yuri isn't
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cosmicalice · 4 months
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KDA version of Evelynn is breathtaking
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cosmicalice · 4 months
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Have you heard of the tragedy of the Champion of Kirkwall?
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The og post that made me go insane
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cosmicalice · 5 months
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SILENCE ARKNIGHTS IS SO COOL
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cosmicalice · 5 months
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death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 
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cosmicalice · 6 months
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I love Kirsten Wright Arknights. Nothing about her is redeemable or even supposed to be relatable, she's a full blown mad scientist putting her personal ambitions above all else, literally experimenting on kids and desecrating human remains for sweet, sweet, military contracts, approving anything and everything her employees want to pull because she doesn't care about anything other than herself.
But also she still has a genuine love for Saria that grew into incredibly toxic, possessive, and manipulative habits that breed the peak of the game's character drama so who's to say if she's really all that bad.
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cosmicalice · 6 months
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happy lesbian day to the most romantic line of dialogue ever written
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cosmicalice · 6 months
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Lappland Saluzzo
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cosmicalice · 6 months
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My Dearest Cellinia
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cosmicalice · 7 months
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''Got a job for you 621
this one's a personal request
I ordered takeout but couldn't afford delivery because -someone- spent all my money on a new AC. Anyway, I need you to go pick it up. Don't be late, dog. You know I like my food warm."
<"Raven, I checked Walter's credit card history and it looks like he got extra crab rangoons. Better hurry or he won't let you have any.">
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cosmicalice · 7 months
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Lappland's dad's design is just unspeakably funny. Look at this hundred and a half pound plus of finely chiseled mafioso. The meticulously pruned mustache, his razor sharp jaw line, the volume of that coat draped over his impeccable suit, the sheer presence. You know this guy's important(tm). NONE of it fucking matters because his dumbass wolf ears look like they're thisclose to wagging at you excitedly. This wolfman dude's deadpan offering you an orange for the trying times. Am I just supposed to take this seriously. He could shoot a full room dead and i'd be cackling my ass off. 12/10 please be at least half as unhinged as your daughter.
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cosmicalice · 7 months
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rika x land of the lustrous
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cosmicalice · 8 months
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undone by the blood
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cosmicalice · 8 months
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Why do you like gorls?
Gorls pretty
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cosmicalice · 8 months
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"touch grass" is not a viable insult in the modem age of technology. I can take my phone outside with me. I can be a hater anytime, anyplace. Frolicking through fields while I post so rancidly. Cradled in a lush bed of wildflowers while I suicide bait you
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cosmicalice · 8 months
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dog girl activities
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