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#transgender #stories

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There was and will never be anything funnier than heartbreak high including the real life viral video of that kid getting swooped by a magpie and making it canonically Spider.

#NEED to catch up on heartbreak high #heartbreak high

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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Just woke up haven't even had a chance to commit crimes yet

#ferrets

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This is yuri.

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twitter is great for finding a person whos username is like ZL287635630JHSB67 and who doesn’t speak english and is drawing fictional characters with more raw skill than leonardo da vinci

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Big Mandarin, Mundubbera, Queensland, Australia

#prev it was a mango that got stolen im pretty sure #art

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calling it jetlag is kinda funny as fuck actually

#ISNT IT

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Every day I feed this cat that isn't mine and every day he crawls onto my shoulder and lacerates my skin while purring directly into my ear and making it impossible to move enough to use the computer properly for like 30 minutes. And then he heads off to hang out on a chair until I go to bed so he can climb directly on top of me and not let me move for another 30 minutes until he's decided we've hugged enough and climbs off me so we can sleep. Fucking inconvenience.

#cats

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#cats

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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

#only 300k notes is insane

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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

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what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????

#SPOTIFY KNOWS THE WORD OTHERKIN?

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#the expression 😭 #dogs

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we need more lesbians guys

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static

#hatsune miku #art