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count-woe-laf · 10 hours
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Not to be all One Weird Trick This Ex-Tumblr Employee Discovered About Garlic, but I saw someone commented on my paprika post that garlic and onions make them sick.
My wife has an allium intolerance. If she eats garlic, shallots, scallions, chives, or raw onions she gets an upset stomach, etc. Cooked onions are fine, though. For the longest time I just had to omit those ingredients from the food I cooked for her.
One day we were at a bar and we ordered some food and asked for no garlic in one of the dishes. The bartender put in the order and asked if garlic makes us sick, and my wife said yes, and explained the allium thing. The bartender said his wife has the exact same thing, and he found out that freezing garlic first seemed to alleviate her symptoms.
So I went and tried it. I was cooking a polenta and put some frozen garlic in it. My wife came home and I asked, "Are you sure you want to try this? It's pretty garlicky." and she tried it and said "This doesn't taste like garlic at all." And I knew that it definitely did. I could smell and taste the distinct flavor of garlic, but to her there was a complete absence of any garlic flavor that she knew of. It makes me wonder if freezing garlic breaks down a compound that I don't even notice because I've never had issues with garlic.
Anyways, I freeze my garlic and shallots now, and my wife can eat those without issue. Sure it's not the same as fresh, but we can both enjoy it this way.
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count-woe-laf · 11 hours
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the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping
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count-woe-laf · 13 hours
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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count-woe-laf · 14 hours
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I see a lot of posts saying "teach boys about consent".
While that is true, a lot of parents will do that and fail to see how their own actions are the problem.
If you've spanked him, he's less likely to understand consent.
If you've forced him to sit on Santa's lap, he's less likely to understand consent.
If you've forced him to give hugs and kisses to family members, he's less likely to understand consent.
If you've grabbed him in order to force him to sit still, he's less likely to understand consent.
If you've labeled him as "too sensitive" for not wanting to be touched, he's less likely to understand consent.
If you've assumed he's okay with something because he technically allowed it even though he felt pressured, he's less likely to understand consent.
If you're only going to criticize his actions but not your own, it won't work.
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count-woe-laf · 14 hours
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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count-woe-laf · 15 hours
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you can pet me btw im cute. im soft
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count-woe-laf · 15 hours
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Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!
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count-woe-laf · 15 hours
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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count-woe-laf · 16 hours
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thats awesome, the prophecy foretold it too
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count-woe-laf · 17 hours
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Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated
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count-woe-laf · 18 hours
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Dean. To me
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count-woe-laf · 19 hours
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according to misha collins castiel's biggest regret was not telling dean that he loved him sooner. and according to jensen ackles dean's biggest regret was not being able to save cas. i'm gonna be sickkkkk.
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count-woe-laf · 19 hours
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Gayest Dean Moment Not Involving Cas Number 4 ➼ Aaron Bass
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count-woe-laf · 19 hours
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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
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count-woe-laf · 19 hours
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I am begging people who use their bookmarks to keep track of what they've read/don't like etc to make their bookmarks private.
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count-woe-laf · 19 hours
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oh yeah well I was followed by multiple popular bloggers on this site for brief periods of time before they unfollowed me for being annoying. so maybe treat me with more respect next time
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count-woe-laf · 19 hours
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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
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