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Nesta: im tired

Cassian: so? Take a nap?

Nesta: you're not going to offer to carry me to a nice fluffy bed?

Cassian: wasn't planning on it

Nesta: feyre said rhys did-

Cassian: do I look like that simp?

#sarah j maas #acotar #acomaf #acowar #cassian x nesta #nesta archeron #feyre archeron

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Cassian being sponsored by Nike

Rhys: I'm not sure what to do for feyre's birthday. Should I flood her shop with flowers?

Cassian: just do it

Rhys: what if I filled every inch of the shop with flower petals, all the way to the ceiling?

Cassian: just do it

Rhys: yeah you're right

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*a day later*

Rhys: Hey Cassian? I got put to the couch, petals were a no go. Apparently it's hard to paint in those conditions

#sarah j maas #acotar #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #acofas #a court of thorns and roses #cassian

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Rowan: this isn't smart, aelin. don't do it

Aelin: ok boomer

#sarah j maas #throne of glass #i'm sorry

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Mor: hey I'm lesbian

Cassian: I thought you were high fae

#sarah j maas #acotar #mor #cassian

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Nesta: Fine Cassian, we can go on a date

Cassian: Yes! Finally! We can go anywhere you'd like

Nesta: I've always wanted to go to the Summer Court

Cassian: ...How about somewhere else?

#sarah j maas #acotar #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #acofas #a court of thorns and roses #cassian x nesta

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Does anyone have the link of Queen of Glass?

I really want to read it! If anyone has the link please share it🙏🏽 Thanks!

#sarah j maas #acotar #throne of glass #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #rowan whitethorn #acofas #a court of thorns and roses #queen of glass

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Rhys: how old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real?

Cassian:: ...How old am I now?

Rhys: 537

Cassian: I was 537 years old

#sarah j maas #acotar #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #acofas #a court of thorns and roses #cassian #rhys

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Feyre when she comes back to the Spring court in Acowar

#sarah j maas #acotar #acomaf #acowar #rhysand #acofas #feyre archeron #tamlin

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#sarah j maas #acotar #throne of glass #acomaf #rowan whitethorn #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #a court of thorns and roses #acofas

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Aedion: I know you’re Lysandra

Random bear: *growls*

Aedion: *getting nervous* Please Lysandra, stop playing

Bear: *approaches him*

Aedion: Lysandra!

Lysandra: *from behind him* yeah?

#sarah j maas #acotar #throne of glass #rowan whitethorn #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #a court of thorns and roses #acofas

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#sarah j maas #throne of glass #rowan whitethorn #aelin galathinius #rowan and aelin

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KOA SPOILER

That is Feyre and Rhys. SARAH HAS FEYRE AND RHYS IN KOA

#sarah j maas #koa spoilers #kingdom of ash spoilers

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Sarah J Mass kills off characters with S initial

Before you say this is a crazy theory- listen.

Sam. Suriel. Summer Court Faerie (as listed in Wiki). Silba (may be a god but definitely dead). Sorscha.

All of them are dead

What do their names start with? S.

What does Sarah’s name start with? S.

I believe Sarah has killed them because this is her way of punishing herself for the heartbreak we have gone through reading her books.

Shall we fear for Sartaq? Sevenda? Sorrel?

#sarah j maas #acotar #throne of glass #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #rowan whitethorn #a court of thorns and roses #acofas #kingdom of ash #theory #sjm #jijijijgh

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Dorian: you call yourself my bro but where were you when my post only got four likes?

Chaol: making four accounts, bro

Dorian: bro...

#sarah j maas #throne of glass #crown of midnight #queen of shadows #heir of fire #empire of storms #tower of dawn #kingdom of ash #chaol westfall #dorian havilliard

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#sarah j maas #throne of glass #rowan whitethorn #aelin galathinius #aelin and rowan #rowan x aelin #rowaelin #queen of shadows

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*aelin throws plans into the fire*

Everyone: *gasp* AELIN!

#vine #vine reference #adam! #adam vine #sarah j maas #throne of glass #rowan whitethorn #aelin galathinius #aelin and rowan #aelin ashryver #kingdom of ash #popular

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The reunion in KoA

Aelin: Oh my gosh are you okay??

Rowan: Of course I am, are you ok-

Aelin: no I mean how are you still alive

Rowan: what?

Aelin: You away from me for months... I’m amazing... I would have died if I was away from me that long

#sarah j maas #throne of glass #rowan whitethorn #aelin galathinius #aelin and rowan #aelin fireheart #rowaelin #rowan x aelin