You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.
I have been proud to call Tumblr my home.
And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It’s safer here.
SCP object concept: book which the Foundation believes contains a lethal, communicable infohazard, but the truth is that if you learn specific facts which are contained in the book, a squad of gnomes comes and kills you, then makes it look like an accident. The gnomes possess some anomalous means of being alerted that someone has learned the proscribed facts, but are otherwise mundane in their capabilities; they're simply very sneaky.
I'm tired of working so much that I don't get to make art. The landed gentry should go back to collecting weirdos like me and housing them in their mansions so that said weirdos can make more weirdo art.