10/28/2020 Postcards from Quarantine
When there’s an apocalypse and you still do your civic duty...BECAUSE there’s an apocalypse.
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The Screaming ‘20s: No Costume, Just Screaming
10/20/2020 Postcards from Quarantine
When you live in Minnesota and demand an explanation for this bullshit.
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The Screaming ‘20s Halloween Costumes: Corbie Kitty
10/16/2020 Postcards from Quarantine
When you try to do the “me-owww” finger-claw thing but you really suck at it and just look like a species-confused dork.
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The Screaming ‘20s Halloween Costumes: The Caped Corbie
10/14/2020 Postcards from Quarantine
When the superhero we need wears a full face mask.
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The Screaming '20s Halloween Costumes: Agatha Christie
10/12/20 Postcards from Quarantine
When you’re looking for suitably ‘20s-ish costume options and you find the perfect hat for Miss Marple but you don’t know how to knit so you have to keep going through the hat pile.
Oh, yes. There was a pile.
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When you reach for one last snacky before you get out of the car and realize you already put on a mask, so you can’t even look grumpy about this happening EVERY DAMN TIME.
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7/20/2020
When you’re moving by yourself because it’s quarantine and movers are expensive, but you’re moving out of a garden level apartment directly in front of a parking space, so you just shove everything right out the window.
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7/20/2020
When you’re moving by yourself because it’s quarantine and movers are expensive, but you’re moving out of a garden level apartment directly in front of a parking space, so you just shove everything right out the window.
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#Goals.
(But can I have a borzoi instead of a greyhound?)
‘Woman dressed in black’ by Erté, 1930s
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6/24/2020
When you can't go into the vet's office with the cat so you do a handoff through the car window in the parking lot like you're making a shady deal to shoot her up with illicit substances instead of a rabies vaccine.
Postcards from Quarantine: Adventures of the Covid Corbie
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5/17/20
When you’re in such a hurry to go deal with the apocalypse you forget boots FIRST, armor LAST, and damn near choke yourself wriggling around in harness trying to get the things on.
Postcards from Quarantine: Adventures of the Covid Corbie
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When You Know You’re Forgetting Something
And then you remember to grab your purse because you may be armored up and packing a saber for the apocalypse and all, but you still gotta pay for groceries like an upstanding citizen.
5/13/20
When you know you’re forgetting something, but then you remember your purse because you may be armored up and packing a saber for the apocalypse and all, but you still gotta pay for groceries like an upstanding citizen.
Postcards from Quarantine: Adventures of the Covid Corbie
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4/12/20
When the Bunny calls in sick and you have to strap on the ears and save Hogswatch Easter.
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4/12/20
When the Bunny calls in sick and you have to strap on the ears and save Hogswatch Easter.
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4/7/20
When you use your Zoom background to represent your hidden facial expressions.
Postcards from Quarantine: Adventures of the Covid Corbie
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4/5/2020
Smuggling toilet paper into the building under cover of darkness because you don’t want to have to cut a bitch over some damn charmin.
Postcards from Quarantine: Adventures of the Covid Corbie
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4/4/2020
Readying the Plague Wagon.
We ride at dawn after brunch.
Postcards from Quarantine: Adventures of the Covid Corbie
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