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I Want my Wei Ying Back, with apologies to Jon Klassen.
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cql-shinies · 2 months
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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
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cql-shinies · 2 months
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cql-shinies · 3 months
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mianmian appreciation post!
can we please talk about how she is the ballsiest character in mdzs.
she refuses to give wei wuxian her name and he literally doesn't find out what it is until after he fucking dies. COMMITMENT.
she refuses to dignify wei wuxian's cringy flirting.
when jin guangshan is just making shit up about wei wuxian, she not only calls him out for his bs, but literally defects from her sect in front of like every sect leader ever. this was literally RIGHT after she had been accepted as a disciple. and at least in the untamed, she was pretty close with jin zixuan, so she was giving away a HUGE opportunity to gain power.
she then goes on to continue to cultivate!! and settles down with a non-cultivator husband whom she loves so much and continues to go on night hunts.
i wish she got more time to shine in mdzs,, she's amazing
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cql-shinies · 3 months
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watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like
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cql-shinies · 4 months
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The Untamed as Onion News headlines part 1
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cql-shinies · 4 months
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some say the goat will end in fire some say in ice from what I've read on the Wikipedia page of past Goat-destroying efforts, I'm pretty sure none of us were reckoning on absolute swarms of hungry birds but birds are also great and will suffice
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cql-shinies · 4 months
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ProjectN95 is shutting down
Tumblr Friends! ProjectN95 is unfortunately closing its doors on December 15th. They've done SO much to provide masks, respirators, PPE to healthcare workers and the public since 2020, and this is honestly such a loss of a non-profit organization. They've helped a lot of people over these years.
If you need quality masks/respirators, they're having a sale right now on ProjectN95.org. I definitely recommend checking them out sooner than later.
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cql-shinies · 4 months
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cql-shinies · 4 months
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cql-shinies · 5 months
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Rules regarding when, where and for whom to play and not to play the qin
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Appropriate times for playing the qin
Meeting someone who understands music.
Meeting a suitable person.
For a Daoist recluse.
In a high hall.
Having ascended a storied pavilion.
In a Daoist cloister.
Having climbed a mountain.
Resting in a valley.
Sitting on a stone.
Roaming along the waterside.
In a boat.
Resting in the shadow of a forest.
When the two essences of nature are bright and clear.
In a cool breeze and when there is a bright moon.
Inappropriate times for playing the qin
When there is wind and thunder, and in rainy weather.
When there is a sun or moon eclipse.
In a court room; in prison.
In a market or shop.
For a barbarian.
For a vulgar person.
For a merchant.
For courtesans or actors.
After inebriation.
After fierce anger; in loud and noisy surroundings.
After having had sexual intercourse.
When formal dress is not in order; not having washed one’s hands and rinsed ones mouth.
In disheveled and strange clothes.
When flushed and covered with perspiration.
From a qin handbook of the Ming Dynasty  (Source)
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cql-shinies · 6 months
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you have to understand:
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cql-shinies · 6 months
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catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight
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