crabbybun
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Amy or Red | An Adult™ | Queer af & inclusive of all identities | Idgaf what pronouns you use for me | chronically & mentally ill | This page is for himbos/bimbos, coquettes/faunlets, Barbies, Kens, Alans, Midges, punks, goths, maximalists, weirdos, freaks, and the insane | If you’re the kind of person that would prefer I was more ‘normal’ you can just DNI | If you want more details, you can check the pinned post | I’m desperately trying to be a soft, pink angel but all I do is smoke weed, watch wrestling, and loudly state my opinions | I reblog anything that holds my attention for 0.5 seconds, hence the blog title | RE: tagging – I don’t do that; this blog has no organizational system | My most used tags are: #weed, my og smoking content under #crabby smokes, and #toke tags from moots | Don’t bother sending me anon hate; I ignore my inbox a lot and it will simply never get answered | If you put your name to something particularly vile it will just get reported
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I tell everyone this and I mean it. Buy a journal. Carry it with you everywhere you go. And I mean everywhere. Write about your favorite moments, your least favorite moments, ideas, grocery lists, people you’ve met, strangers you’ve walked past on the street, favorite quotes, words to remember, what the sky looked like at 7pm, new songs you’ve discovered and what they mean to you, your childhood, places you want to go or places you’ve been, write about your passions, how you feel in this exact moment, draw out the mountains, scribble all over the pages. And when that one gets full, buy a new one. Reread it in 2 years, 20 years, when you need a good laugh, when you’re crying on your bathroom floor, read it to your children. You need to remember these moments in your life. They are so important.
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“turn the dark on” devon aoki by mario sorrenti for the face, oct 1997
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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