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scarf.

they should invent nose warmers

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you ok beeba? youve been doing alot of romantic posts

and yes

if we were both frogs would u sit on a lilypad with me? 🥺👉👈

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you will be a pillow. best offer

this holiday i would like to be someone's bitch (affectionate)

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no touch the moobs, they are mine to squeeze

how tf do some men have bigger thighs than me

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small is friend shaped.

I wish I were friend shaped but I'm just shaped 😔

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2022:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2012:i wanna go to space 2013:i wanna be an artist 2014:i wanna be a driver 2015:i wanna be a mechanic 2016:food is nice 2017:sleep is nice 2018:i wanna die 2019:can i die yet? 2020:please, just fucking kill me 2021:fuck.

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Write a piece about two assassins trying to kill each other

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fuck, i got kung pow penised.

To defeat the lich, the party must collect the ancient runes of

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my brain laser etches the bad memories into 20 foot steel and the good memories are a loose collection of sand on a massage chair.

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im sorry, but i sat here and imagined the green goblin screaming that at spiderman (specifically tom hollands spiderman)

A villain that asks their nemesis for their pronouns

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so. are you telling me, that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is an onomatopoeia?

cc õ )___\ Not to brag, but I know some pretty big words.

cc û )___\ Like "whilst"

cc .)___\ And "tubular".

cc •)___\ Oh, and "onomatopoeia".

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heh. Y O I N K

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no.

Can you guys stop making my ask box look like the comment section underneath a baby sensory video please I beg you

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Who knew 2 pounds of cheese and a rat named Charles could be the recipe for a nuclear bomb?

In a world where everyone has a superpower, you have alchemy. Your actions have birthed a new phrase, “those who create are far more dangerous then those who destroy.”

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i evergreen it.

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“

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hmmm, were they precooked? if not even a single tater tot needs like 3, so id say probably 7 or so?

tumblr is special because [incorrect answers only pls]

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i hate ace exclusionists. Grow Up