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craigslistdiavolo Β· 5 months
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I am making Gods themself question why they gave me the ability to edit photos.
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 2 years
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Whoever in the writers room said that Max should wear a cropped jacket deserves the biggest raise
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 2 years
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If I were Caesar I simply wouldn't get stabbed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
I'm just built different yk πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 2 years
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Request - Brothers (+dateables) x male MC that is shark like like shark teeth and others stuff like sharks boy from the movie sharkboy and lavagirl? If that’s okay? If not a male Mc that has powerful magic or is similar to Beelzebub with hunger and satans wrath?
a/n - this has been in my drafts for months and i just now finished it πŸ’€
warnings - none that i can think of, very slight teensy barely even there maybe if you squint a bit implied nsfw
genre - fluff
male reader
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Lucifer
he's never gonna say it out loud but he thinks you're teeth are sooooo hot
babe wake up new punishment for his brothers unlocked
you can simply scare them with your sharkiness when lucifer is mad at them
he will get mad at you if you accidentally bite him
it's quite easy to happen considering how sharp your teeth are
if he needs to cut something but cant find a knife or scissors he will ask you to use your teeth
will help you take care of some of your shark features when you need
Mammon
if there's a will there's a way and the will is to find a way to somehow make profit off of you being shark like
this stuff usually doesn't work but the people of devildom are very interested in a human that's somehow shark like
you will get a little bit of the profit πŸ™πŸ»
i think he would count your teeth when he's bored
he also probably accidentally hurts himself by poking your teeth
you have to bandage his finger afterwards
if you have any patches of shark like skin, he'd like to run his hands against it
Leviathan
he thinks it's so cool
as always he'll show you characters that are shark like just like you
he'll ask you to cosplay them
you guys can cosplay together :)
he probably knows some cool shark facts that'd he shares with you
(you already know the facts but you dont tell him that bc he's happy)
honestly is the best for a shark like boyfriend
man knows his sea creature facts
will gladly help you take care of all your sharky features
he'll blush a lot depending on exactly what you ask him to help you with
Satan
highly intrigued
will look into it and try to figure out exactly why you are shark like
once he comes back to you with his shark knowledge, he's gonna share everything he learned
you probably already know most of the stuff πŸ’€
aquarium dates
he's gonna tease you a bit but he means no harm
he'll point at a shark and say "look it's your cousin"
will mention being hungry for shark
you can take this as a threat or something else
Asmodeus
he'll make lots of flirty jokes
"is that your fin or are you just happy to see me?"
believes that your teeth are good for certain purposes πŸ€— (i'll let you figure that out on your own)
we all know he's into skincare so he's gonna find a perfect skin care for your sharky self and features
if he sees cute shark things (ex. plushies) he'll buy them for you
will tease you a bit in a similar way that satan does
Beelzebub
do you like seafood?
hopefully you do bc he'll assume you do due to being shark like and he will get you an entire seafood buffet
obviously you have to share
if you dont like seafood that just means there's more for him
sharks are pretty strong animals so you guys can be workout buddies :] but only if you want
he thinks your teeth look very cool
you guys can go swimming together and like have a little swim race
you win bc of being shark like and all
he will treat you to whatever you like bc you're the winner :]
Belphegor
oh you're like a shark?
that's cool ig
seems like he doesn't care too much but he does actually thinks it's cool
is very confused about how a human can be shark like but he doesn't spend too much time thinking about it
he'll get a shark stuffed animal to cuddle with when you're not around to cuddle
he'll tease you a bit just like asmo and satan do
Diavolo
absolutely fascinated
when he saw you for the first time he was like :0
he asks so many questions
is so intrigued by you
gonna have a moment of confusion where he thinks all humans are like this
someone has to explain to this poor man that not all humans have shark features
Barbatos
cool πŸ‘
his reaction is underwhelming mainly bc he already knew about the shark features
very fun tho cause he thinks it's nice
there's also a small chance he would end needing to use your teeth to cut open a package for him
Simeon
for some reason i can just see him having a super weird reaction to the shark features
"Another one of God's glorious creations 😍"
he's one of the ones that's most chill about it
there will be awkward dad jokes and they will all be about sharks
he's gonna bake cute little shark inspired things and give them to you
somehow makes a seafood cake and makes it work?
Luke
first reaction is fear
after a while though he is gonna have the standard childish reaction of "omg shark so cool :0"
y'all are gonna watch shark boy and lava girl together on repeat so be prepared
he's gonna watch a movie like free willy and be convinced that he needs to "return you to the ocean"
keep one eye open while you sleep because you never know when this child is gonna try to throw you into the ocean
Solomon
naturally curious about you having shark features
is gonna ask at some point to try to do magic on you because of the shark features
"babe wake up time to dissect you and see why you're part shark 😍"
if he founds out about luke's plan to return you to the ocean, he'll definitely help because he thinks it's funny
he tried to make you a seafood meal once as a home away from home type of thing
don't eat it.
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Author's Note
Heyyyyy it's me again. I haven't posted anything in forever but here I am. I'm actually in my economics class rn and I'm supposed to be doing my review for my test but yk πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ decided to finish this. Anyway I'll be back to posting and stuff now so 😏😏 feel free to send requests and stuff cause I'm actually finally back. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this but sorry if it sucks cause I kinda just came back and occasionally wrote stuff on it for the a few months. Anyway I'm glad to finally be back and I missed you all so so much!
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 2 years
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smthn smthn beware the ides of march
oh no caesar is dead πŸ˜’
"et tu brute" - caesar, a man that we all know was definitely fruity
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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hey y'all it's me and sorry ive been inactive for like forever, but im currently working on getting through the requests that i do have :] and if you sent a request and it doesn't end up getting posted you can either message me and lmk or resend the request bc it might've never come through πŸ‘
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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TW for Lucifer's birthday event
Tw: roofying, drugging without consent
In case anyone hasn't played it yet, please be advised that Lucifer's 2021 birthday event includes MC being drugged into unconsciousness without their consent, via a drink they are given without warning.
Six characters in total sign off on this being a good idea (Barbatos, Diavolo, Solomon, Satan, Beel, Belphegor (Beel is slightly mislead)).
Lucifer is also drugged, and both MC and Lucifer have their boundaries trampled on in other ways - from having people participate in the event who aren't wanted, to kisses that there is no option to consent/decline.
As an abuse survivor and with trauma that took a lot of therapy to work through, I got triggered really badly, and I know I'm not the only one.
There was no need for the plot points to be carried out in this way AT ALL. It was completely unnecessary.
If this didn't effect you, that's great. But please don't dismiss or erase the hurt to real people that has been caused by this writing.
I didn't expect my MC to be fucking roofied.
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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pet peeves i have about trans fics bc im trans and tired
- the Cis Saviour trope, where for some reason a cis character explains trans things to the trans character (eg. incorrect binding will mess with your ability to get surgery)
- the characters deadname being brought up for literally no reason (eg. my name is [name] but i used to be [deadname])
- when being trans is treated like a kink
- the Cis Savior trope
- adjusting canon to attack the trans character (eg. in canon a characters parent dies, in the fic the parent leaves bc they can't stand the idea of having a trans kid)
- the idea that the character is lying to everyone by not coming out as trans
- the Cis Savior trope
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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Hey, I don't wanna involve myself in discourse, but because I reblog/post quite a bit about the Obey Me! game and fandom, I think it's worth mentioning that an obey me blog called @diavolosthots is run by someone who's very transphobic, acephobic, and ableist, so I'd highly suggest avoiding her blog if you don't wanna be upset by stuff. If anyone would like sent links and screenshots as proof, I would be happy to message them to you.β€”Squishy
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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dkalxlalxka omg i love this so much 🀧🀧🀧
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https://society6.com/product/sakura4661452_print
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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this is so much better than the original thing the guy posted πŸ˜©πŸ™
Thanks to this post here, I aquired said screenshot and I just-
Did a bit of editing, and uh-
Yeah.
Here we are.
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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COME ON, PEOPLE! WE'RE BANNING THE CONFEDERATE FLAG!
Video by the guy that started it below.
-fae
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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Comfort Snuggles
Beelzebub x reader + Belphegor x reader (separate obviously)
A/N - so this is just a super short and sweet fic, and im gonna try to get through my other requests but im also super behind on school work rn so it might take a little bit lol
Request - Any chance I could get a smol fic of Beel or Belphie offering snuggles, bonus points if Beel calls MC pipsqueak.
Warnings - None
Genre - Fluff
Gender neutral reader
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Beelzebub
You were sitting in your room and had a blanket wrapped around you. No matter what you did, you just couldn't seem to warm up. You quickly grabbed your phone and texted Beel asking him to come to your room. It wasn't long before you heard a short knock on your door. "Come in." Beel made his way into your room and shut the door behind him. He looked over to you. "You look cold." You laughed at his comment pointing out the obvious. "I am cold." Beel smiled at you. "Do you want me to snuggle you?" You nodded eagerly and lifted up your blankets so that Beel could get under the covers. You rested your head on Beel's chest and he wrapped his arms around you. "You know pipsqueak, if you ever want snuggles all you need to do is ask and I'll be here in an instant." You smiled at Beel. "I know." Beel pressed a kiss to your forehead and the two of you eventually fell asleep.
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Belphegor
You pulled your blanket around your shoulders as you made your way up to the attic. You had been looking for Belphie for a few minutes now and were really hoping that he would be in the attic because you were cold and wanted snuggles from him. Thankfully when you opened the door you found him there and he seemed to be getting ready to take a nap. "Oh MC, what are you doing here?" You looked down at Belphie. "I'm cold and I've been looking for you for a few minutes now." Belphie laughed and spread his arms. "You can take a nap with me and we can snuggle." You made your way into Belphie's arms and rested your head on his chest. Now much warmer and cozier, the two of you fell asleep peacefully.
A/N - I really hope you enjoyed that super short fic and I'll try to get through my other requests soon. Check out the craigslistdiavolo instagram, link is in bio. If you don't want to send an ask for a request you can always message me on here or instagram. Requests that are sent to me directly will always remain anonymous.
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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I love him so much omg πŸ₯ΊπŸ€§
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Pay attention to him!!
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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Late Night Cuddles
Tendou x reader
Request - A Tendou fluff where they're cuddling on the bed and it's her first time actually sleeping at his place and he finds out that she sleeps with a smile on her face, but only when she's really happy
I'm just gonna take this moment to say that if sending an ask for a request makes you uncomfy, you can always message me your request on here or go over to the craigslistdiavolo instagram and make a request there (link in my linktree) requests that are messaged to me will stay 100% anonymous :)
Genre - Fluff
Warnings - Language
Female reader
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You and Tendou were laying in his bed watching random shows that were playing on the tv. You were resting your head on Tendou's chest and listening to his heartbeat. The sound of his heartbeat was very comforting, and as you listened to it, you began to feel very sleepy.
"Y/N, are you tired?" You looked up at Tendou. "Yeah, I'm starting to feel a little tired I guess." Tendou laughed. "Just I guess? You look like you're about to fall asleep." Before you could reply, a yawn escaped your lips and Tendou smiled to himself as that essentially proved his point.
"Baby, if you're tired than you can sleep, you don't need to stay up and watch tv with me." You nodded in response. "Okay, I'll sleep, but can you get me a blanket first?" Tendou nodded and got up to go grab you a blanket.
You sighed to yourself and pressed your face into one of the pillows on Tendou's bed. Tonight the two of you were supposed to stay up and watch shitty late night tv shows together, so you were a little disappointed that you were feeling tired already. You glanced at the show playing on tv, it seemed to be some old comedy that was probably popular in the 80's or 90's.
Tendou walked back in with a blanket. "I got the softest one that I could find." You sat up to grab the blanket from Tendou but before you could he gently threw the blanket over you and laughed. You fell back on to the bed and wrapped the blanket around yourself.
You looked up at Tendou as he got back into bed. "This is nice, I like being with you." Tendou blushed a bit at your comment. "I like being with you too. Can you share some of the blanket." You sighed and pretended to be annoyed as you opened up the blanket so that Tendou could be covered by it too.
"Goodnight Y/N, have sweet dreams, I love you." You quickly told Tendou goodnight a that you loved him. You rested your head on his chest like you had before, listening to his heartbeat, soon you had fallen asleep.
An hour or two passed and Tendou was finally starting to feel tired. He rubbed his eyes and grabbed the remote to turn off the tv. He glanced down at you and saw that you had a smile on your face.
Tendou sat silently, looking at the peaceful look on your face. He smiled to himself and decided it was time to go to bed. He was going to tell you about the smile on your face the next morning when the both of you had woken up.
Time seemed to quickly fly and soon you were awake. Before you could get up to stretch, you saw Tendou leaning over you. "I have a question." You finally sat up and looked over to Tendou. "What is it?" Tendou had a big smile on his face. "Did you know that you smile when you sleep?"
You sat and thought for a moment. "Yeah people have told me that I smile in my sleep sometimes, but it only happens when I'm really happy." Tendou sat quietly processing what you just said before flashing a large smile at you. "So, does that mean I make you happy?"
You smiled at Tendou and caressed his cheek. "Yes, and you always make me happy." Tendou tackled you in a tight hug. "I love you so much!" You laughed and ran your fingers through his hair. "I love you too."
A/N - I'm currently making my way through all my requests and I've started on all of them so hopefully they should be done soon :) also thank you so much to everyone who sends me a request like I just love writing so much and it makes me really happy when people send in a request. Anyway I hope you all enjoyed reading this and I'm sorry if there are any spelling errors.
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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with the ask about mac having dead eyes i imagined the void eyes mista has and it just gone
dead ass eyes, no thoughts behind them <3 πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ
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craigslistdiavolo Β· 3 years
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I see you have your requests open? πŸ‘€ do you mind doing one with the Demon brothers (along with Diavolo, Simeon, Solomon, and Barbatos (my phone auto corrected to Barbie xD) if you want, you dont have to) with a GN! MC that is a Maladaptive Daydreamer? There us a Hatsune Miku song called The Mind of a Maladaptive Daydreamer, it helps explain what it is without you having to do research, it's also fairly hard to explain what it is, so I'm sorry. Anyways, have a good day hun! Get good sleep and drink a good amount of water everyday. Bye!!!πŸ’•
I'm actually someone who maladaptive daydreams, so it makes me happy that people know what it is!!!
For those who don't know, a very brief explanation of maladaptive daydreaming would be a daydream with an elaborate plot and characters that's very different from normal daydreaming. To get into the vibe of the daydream some people will perform repetitive actions, such as pacing around the room, and some people listen to music to help get into the vibe. Also people can sperate the daydream from their current reality, so they are aware of everything that is going on around them.
Genre - Fluff
Warnings - Language
Gender neutral reader
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Lucifer
He probably accidentally walks in and you don't even notice him come in
You're just casually pacing back and forth, listening to music, and occasionally whispering something to yourself but then you look up and see him
Very awkward eye contact
"Ummm.... can you leave?"
He just kinda nods and closes the door, and then you get back to it
Later on he'll ask you about it, and you can try to give your best explanation
He might get upset with you if it begins to interfere with your academics, but he'll do his best to be understanding
Very intrigued by the plot and characters
May ask for updates on the plot from time to time
He understands that maladaptive daydreaming is your own little escape, so he tries to give you space and time for you to do it without interruptions
Mammon
Mammon's loud, so you just immediately notice him coming in and stop everything you're doing
"MC why are you standing in the middle of the room listening to music?"
"Ummmm just vibing?"
"Cool, can I join?"
No, please leave πŸ’–"
You'll probably have to do your best to explain maladaptive daydreaming to him later on, but he still has a hard time understanding why you spend so much time creating plot and characters
He respects it though and he's not gonna make fun of you for being a maladaptive daydreamer
He's gonna want all the updates on everything that's happening with the plot and characters
He's very invested in it at this point
He still has a hard time giving you space because you spend so much time daydreaming, but he understands that you need the time and space to do it, so he does his best to stay away for a while
Leviathan
Personally, I think that Levi is probably someone that also maladaptive daydreams, so he totally gets it
He's really glad to find out that you do it because he was afraid that he was the only one
You guys can tell each other about your plots and characters, and exchange playlists that fit the vibe
He'll sit and listen to you talk about what's going on in your current plot for hours
And then after you're done explaining your plot, he can explain his :)
Since you're both maladaptive daydreamers, it's pretty easy to give each other space and time to daydream, and then the next time you both see each other you can explain what's happening now in the plot
Satan
He already knows what it is because he probably heard the term somewhere and decided to do research on it
He's gonna ask you some in-depth questions about it, but at some point you might need to tell him to take a step back
"MC, do you think that you're experiencing this because of past trauma, and how long have you been doing this for?"
"Idk lol :)"
He'll want to hear about all the plots and characters because it's like a book to him
If you have trouble sleeping at night than he'll try to help you fall asleep, but obviously that might not work
He'll do your homework for you if you start to fall behind because of getting distracted by your daydreams
At some point he might pull up studies on maladaptive daydreaming and ask you to compare yourself to the results lmao
He'll send you playlists that he thinks will work with your current plot, characters, and time period that the daydream is taking place in
He'll give you space and time to go off and daydream because he knows how important it is to you
Asmodeus
Maladaptive what?
He has no idea what it is
You're gonna have to sit him down and try to give him an explanation, but he still might not fully get it
Asmo can be a little clingy sometimes, but he fully understands that you do need the time and space so that you can daydream, so he'll give you as much time and space as you needs
If he accidentally walks in on you, he'll leave right away so that he doesn't interrupt you
He's so invested in the plot and lives of the characters, especially if there's a lot of drama going on
He tries to help you fall asleep, mainly because of how important the right amount of sleep is for skincare and he cares about you so he wants you to get a good amount of sleep, but he just doesn't really understand why you have such a hard time falling asleep
Overall, he's really supportive, but still very clueless
Beelzebub
He probably accidentally walks in on you and just kinda stands there and stares at you until you notice him
You just kinda awkwardly look at him and ask him to leave
He feels bad for walking in and you because it made you feel kinda uncomfortable, so he's gonna apologize a lot
Sit him down and explain everything to him, and he'll do his best to understand
It takes him a little while to fully understand that maladaptive daydreaming is different from regular daydreaming
He gives you the time and space to do what you need to do because he understands that daydreaming is a really important part of your day
He asks for updates on the plot and characters everyday
He also always asked if he's in the daydream or if there's a character based off of him
If there is, he gets really excited, but he's chill if he's not included in the plot
He probably knows a decent amount of tips for falling asleep, so if you do have a hard time falling asleep because of maladaptive daydreaming, he'll try to help you out
Belphegor
He knows what it is, but personally doesn't do it himself
He's pretty chill and understanding
Since he spends a decent amount of time sleeping, you'll have enough time and space to daydream and won't have to worry about him interrupting you
If you have trouble falling asleep, he knows a lot of tips for helping people fall asleep but if none of them work, he'll just chill and lay with you until you're able to fall asleep
He'll ask you about the plot and characters of the current daydream from time to time
He'll send you playlists and make you playlists that he thinks would fit the plot and help you get into the vibe of the daydream
He's super supportive and won't judge you for maladaptive daydreaming, and he tells you a lot that you don't have to be embarrassed by it, but he understands why you don't really want people to know about it
Diavolo
He's so confused
One time he accidentally walks in on you and you just kinda stand in place until he leaves
As soon as he's gone, you're gonna get right back to what you're doing
He'll ask you to explain maladaptive daydreaming to him and he's really intrigued by it
He has a room in the palace that's designated for you to go to and daydream in because he knows that you need the time and space away from everyone to go do it
He gives you a bunch of playlists that he thinks fits the vibe of your daydream's plot
He might get a little :/ if you fall behind on academics because of it, but he's pretty understanding so he won't be that upset about it
When you guys are hanging out, he likes to hear about the plot and all the characters, and he ends up getting super invested into it
If he ever walks in on you on accident, he'll just quietly leave because he doesn't want to disturb you
Barbatos
He definitely knows what it is
I just personally think that Barbatos knows literally everything
He's super respectful and would like to hear about the plot and characters of the daydreams when he's not busy
He'll be especially interested in the plot of the daydream if it takes place in an older time period
If you start to fall behind on academics, he'll help you catch up
Since he has to work a lot, you won't really ever have to worry about him interrupting you, and you'll have a lot of time and space to go and maladaptive daydream
The only time he'll ever actually interrupt you if he needs something from you/needs to tell you something, but after that he'll leave quickly and quietly so that you can get back to daydreaming as soon as possible
Simeon
He's super respectful
He wakes up everyday and drinks his "respect everyone for who they are and what they experience juice"
He'll ask you a lot of questions about it, but if he starts to make you uncomfortable with all the questions, he'll stop
He won't disturb you and he'll give you as much time and space as you need to daydream
Since he's a writer, he is really interested in the plot and characters
If he has your permission he might use the plot and characters to write a story, but only if he has your permission
He might talk to you about keeping up with your academics if you start to fall behind because of the daydreaming, and he'll do his best to help you stay focused
If you have trouble falling asleep because your mind keeps wandering, he'll just lay with you and you guys can talk about random things until you both fall asleep
Solomon
Solomon tends to tease people a little bit, but he'll actually be really respectful when he finds out that you experience maladaptive daydreaming because he knows that it's very important to you
He'll ask you some questions about maladaptive daydreaming, and he understands what it is pretty quickly
He won't bother you too much, and he'll give you all the time and space you need
At some point he asks if he can try out a few spells on you while you daydream for an experiment
He asks about the plot and characters a lot, and if he notices any similarities in the characters to the people you guys know in real life, he'll probably point them out
If you have a hard time falling asleep, he'll probably suggest using magic on you, but obviously if that makes you uncomfortable you guys can just cuddle and talk until you both fall asleep
He occasionally sends you playlists based around the plot and characters, but they all have really weird names
If you pay him or do him a favor, he'll do your homework so you don't fall behind
A/N - I really hope that you enjoyed reading this, and I really liked writing this because I was able to relate it to my own personal experiences with maladaptive daydreaming :)
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