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making dsmp fanart is literally so wild because i always try to make them super dramatic and when people watch me draw its like ‘i cant let them know this is about a minecraft RPF!!!’

them: woah that’s a cute guy he looks so happy!! why is he bleeding blue

me: *forced smile* creative choices! also he has a blue sheep haha

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them: nice character design i love it wheres it from

me: *lying through my teeth* have you heard of popular anime figure kisuke urahara??? i didn’t think so anyway i headcanon he has a pet pig

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them: dude why did you just draw a humanoid fox kneeling at the grave

me: *sweating* uh i’m a furry artist

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them: what the fuck is this why is half his skin white and the other half black and why did you make him cry

me: *sobbing* that’s my oc ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and he has memory issues please let me live

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Me at 14: I don't get it, I'm heterosexual and I check out girls all the time...

Me 3 years later: Heh. I'm not.

#Dont lie #that was u 2 #superhell #lgbtq problems #gayass #bi disaster #shitposting #be gay do crimes #girls are great

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Not for good girl

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me;irl

#shitposting

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

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goblin cat and squid grandma

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Sure. The third Reich and America were on the opposing sides of the second world war, doesn't change the fact that they made giant contributions to the toxic ideas of eugenics, which were used to excuse mass murder of many people. They're own crimes in comparison were minimal, but that doesn't change the fact of the cruel and immoral nature of their philosophy.

Marxists and Communists have so similar definitions they're almost indistinguishable. Karl Marx himself wrote "the Communist Manifesto", disregarding the connection between those ideologies is certainly wishful thinking.

After coming to power Stalin was doing a deep cleanse on his cabinet and other places of power, a common thing to do for dictators after power switches hands from a powerful leader. Power struggles inside the Communist party including the bloody ones, shouldn't be a surprise to anybody considering the famous historical example of how French revolution has ended.

But hey I don't know how to do those funny one liners at the end of the post so I'm probably wrong.

Class consciousness spotted in the wild in r/unitedkingdom

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It's Friday evening, and my old ass is sitting on the couch, sipping red wine, and watching old mcc streams. Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking.

#mcc #minecraft #dreamwastaken #shitposting #shitpost

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YES

DRAGON AGE 4: OFFICIAL TEASER (TGA 2020)

The world of Dragon Age needs a new hero – someone who can take on the evil forces threatening Thedas. Get a first look at some of the new locations you’ll discover and the factions fighting by your side in the next chapter of Dragon Age. [source]

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the funniest parts of midnight sun

with spoilers obviously

when Edward first smells Bella it takes him two pages of inner monologue before he thinks of holding his breath

apparently vampires can run so fast they don’t leave footprints in snow just like LotR elves and this is physics nonsense

Edward listening to a CD of “violent music”

“a word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady” ajlskdflj

Alice to Jasper: “I know you love me. Thanks.”

“And then my conscience smote me.”

“She was offended by my teasing. I must have done it wrong again.”

the “dazzling” moments from the original book are Edward fruitlessly trying to frighten people by baring his teeth I can’t deal

when Bella points this out he thinks “I’m losing my edge”

Edward worries about whether Bella thinks he’s pretty

Bella wears a shirt “cut low enough to reveal her collarbones” 

Edward literally thinks the sparkling will horrify and disgust her

“I avoided the word ‘sex’ because she did” OH GROW UP

“It was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” IS THE INTRODUCTION TO A PARAGRAPH OF HER MAKING CHEERIOS

the book. includes. a car chase.

during the car chase they knock off the side mirrors and EMMETT AND JASPER LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS SO EDWARD CAN READ THEIR MINDS AS REPLACEMENT SIDE MIRRORS this isn’t stated in the book but I like to imagine they stuck their heads all the way out like happy dogs

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what a week huh?

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I felt like this specific moment needed to be shared 

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Do you now that feeling when you have a GIANT crush on someone, but it's a platonic one, so it's double the confusion? Like yes i love them but how dare u assume romantic shit. I just want to bake them cookies and bring them hot tea you know? And, like buy them warm socks and maybe hug them when their sad? And pinch their cheeks, and UGGHHH

#or is it just me #cause it feels kinda awkward and #confused #mom friend #daily things #shitposting #shitpost #thoughts #bi disaster #i hate to admit it but i do feel like that towards some people on the web #dont kill me

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if you or a loved one have watched the ending of supernatural you might be entitled to financial compensation

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PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE