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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

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jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions

#these mfs ain’t ready for how much I love the song sweet but psycho #is the song genuinely a little problematic? #probably #I for one prefer to avoid using the word ‘psycho’ to describe anyone #but I’ll be damned if the song isn’t a banger

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.