'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple
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you tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him
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I hit a lot of water drops!💧💦💨
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たくさんの水滴に当たったよ!💦💨
(4倍速)
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Joe Biden slips up during a speech and accidentally says "everypony" to the entire nation
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saw a cool lizard that let me get super close for pictures
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Went to my friends house and her bearded dragon Dmitri threw a fit until he was positioned in his favourite window
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You know he had to put you on the fastest available route
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what if😳😏 we were on the fastest available route👏🤭 and our destination 😲😛 was behind us🤔🤪
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