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So I let the little crazy man in my brain out and he did some things, but none of it's really tangible? I'm scared mine only wants to show me stuff, not actually help me produce things for others.

i mean did you give him some paint

you can't expect him to manage areanging all the art supplies and materials setup himself he's a little guy who is insane you have to give him the paints

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I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

#herding dogs.

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i love this drawing of senshi i think of it whenever i'm in a new place and have to immediately sit down

#dunmeshi

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more Isabel Badkitten

#pip art

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Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag

Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."

Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer

#💀

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I came up with this character last night. her name is Isabel Badkitten and she is a little girl who is a cat that is bad.

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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

#white cararra marble.

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

#Jewish

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I came up with this character last night. her name is Isabel Badkitten and she is a little girl who is a cat that is bad.

#pip art #she doesnt like to be told what to do. she doesnt like a lot of things but its mostly that #which is tough when youre a little girl who is a cat that is bad #EVERYONE is always telling you what to do

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Lelwel hartebeest (Alcelaphus buselaphus lelwel)

#THE MOST EVIL UNGULATE

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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

#condolences to op

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i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert

#sorry woodpeckers and toucans are WHAT

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Drawing rainbow trout in my diary <3