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Those high school teacher lunch salad memes are soooo funny to me specifically because that's literally every single one of my aunties literally all of them fit that archetype to the T

#and yes she did get that pantsuit on sale at the Burlington Coat Factory!

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#with that finger up too bitch bc you KNOW this her only 15 min break ctfuuuuuuu

[creolesasuke]

"you attract what you fear" ahhh weirdo women so scared lol!

39 ants fighting to death for a stray popcorn on my floor: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

#more like 39000 lol #ants are insane y'all should look it up they love killing and violence

[creolesasuke]

I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

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i mean.. id be scared too

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some people will really out themselves as being so annoying by posting a "funny" grindr screenshot. oh? a guy said he wants to suck your thang til there's nothing left on the suck his thang til there's nothing left app? that's crazy. let's talk about the 2017 coded tinder pickup line you dropped two messages above that.

[creolesasuke]

When twigs said that whole touching the veil quote hold on, this one 👇🏾

She should’ve won a Pulitzer for this. Thinking about it is like the only way to motivate myself to do anything at this point lol I can’t let her down

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It supposed to be like January 3rd still idk why we in a rush already

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straight ppl do anal without douching guys idt I can do this anymore

#it's not the non-douching that's demonic it's the NO LUBE

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where's me package...

[creolesasuke]

I don’t normally ask for help on here but can someone please send me $90,000.

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This is so funny

#her days of wearing jeans are LIMITED

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Can someone shoot me $20?

Had to drive downtown for my 2nd covid shot and ive been on e for 2 days

Paypal is @/bettybeep

Ill send pics of my cat as thnks!