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Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...

#septembersart #dimension 20 #fantasy high #digital art #fantasy high fanart

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Petey, a pygmy owl, finally found his perfect glove! The glove is a falconry glove keychain. (Source: http://ift.tt/2t6fJRK)

#owls #birds #cute animals

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I don't date because if someone asked me if I'd love them if they were a worm I would be forced to tell them no because of my extreme worm phobia. this is the only reason btw.

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Illustration from The Cat Who Went to Sea by Kathryn and Byron Jackson, pictures by Aurelius Battaglia. 1950.

#art #me

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I call this, “A Nap Disturbed: Betrayal In 3 Parts”

And she was so comfy, too 🤷‍♂️

#Chuck the cat #cats #cat photos #cats of tumblr #my cat #my photos #my post

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i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election

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A door to the sea

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Just saw a post about dolls and how kids play with them, and I remembered that my grandpa, who had real bad alzhiemer's, would buy me and my sisters the same dolls from the dollar store every Friday. It had became a routine for him, and he forgot that he'd already gotten us those toys

So that led to us having a shitton of super cheap barbie knock offs, and my parents could only sneakily return so many

We also had a shitty row boat, because my dad has really bad adhd and no impulse control. He also had no idea how to keep a boat, which meant it immediately filled up nearly to the brim with rain water as it sat next to our driveway for seasons unused

So what's a kid to do with dozens of unwanted barbies and what is basically an above ground pond at this point? I'll tell you

What you do is take those dolls and stick them in the boat very carefully. Then you watch as the seasons change, the temperature gets colder, and the water in the boat freezes as winter takes hold.

You never really forget bringing your mom out to the boat in the dead of winter to show off the homemade river Styx her children have crafted in the backyard, a dozen cheaply made plastic monstrosities carefully positioned to reach up to the surface in a frozen agony

Those dolls stayed in their frozen hell until we finally found someone who would buy the boat, like two years later.

Unfortunately, I cannot remember what the guy's reaction was when he actually came to see it and witnessed the art installation inside

#little kids are savage #dolls #storytime #amazing #doll jail

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The amount of Chaotic Energy™ among the DropoutTV personalities is off the fucking charts

#game changer #dropout tv #chaotic energy #mike trapp #sam reich

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grocery run 💐

#yooooooo #this is cool af #art #digital art #goosetooths

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love that the game changer tag rn is people going full pepe silva trying to connect the loose threads & speculating wildly interspersed with "everybody do wenis, the wenis is a dance 🎵 everybody is a genius who knows it in advance 🎵" posts

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game changer arg conspiracy thing

okay SO sound off, what do we know?

today's episode was intercut with footage of sam as a child

he's been possessed (??) doing a hand thing for all the eps of this season

sam has VEHEMENTLY denied any kind of dodginess

i've not scrubbed through the episode frame by frame yet but there might be something in the special characters in the glitches in the names during it?

anything else?

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I STAND WITH SIOBHAN THOMPSON. YOU CANT BUZZ IN WITHOUT KNOWING THE ANSWER. SENTENCED TO 1,000 YEARS IN WENIS TIME LOOP PRISON

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dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again