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(pike): what's the worst part of valentines day?

(vax): whenever we go out to eat as a fancy restaurant, we can't hold each other's hands, cause people think we are having a seance.

(vex): to be fair, if you saw 3 people, all holding hands in a circle, sitting around a candle lit table, wouldn't you be suspicious.

(vax): no, i'd mind my own business if i want to hold keyleth and gilmore's hands, then i should be able to, and if they wanna hold each other's hands, they should be able to, and if we wanna summon a ghost cause our food is taking forever to get out, then we should be able to.

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(mollymauk): i'm scared of clowns.

(beauregard): looking in a mirror must be horrible.

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(laudna): how do i get people to like me?

(imogen): just be yourself.

(ashton): threaten them.

(fearne): create an entirely new personality.

(chetney): bribe them.

(orym): treat them nicely.

(dorian): don't be yourself.

#critical role #bells hells #laudna #imogen temult #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #orym #dorian storm #incorrect quotes

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(mollymauk): i'm not gay i just have sex with men and will end up marrying one!

(caleb): makes sense i understand completely.

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"I'll tell you tomorrow' tell me now or i'll throw up."

-caleb

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"Sometimes i get so caught up on being gay that i forget i'm actually bi."

-mollymauk

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(caleb): i don't know about you but i found out i was gay from one of those online gay quizzes.

(mollymauk): when we did the quiz on boys night?

(caleb): yes. i thought i was straight until that exact moment.

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(ashton): if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back.

(laudna): of course. i can't flip this table by myself.

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"You all have permission to come to my funeral and give absolutely wildly conflicting accounts of my life. I want nothing moe than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact."

-mollymauk

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(mollymauk): can a ghost an a zombie come from the same person?

(beauregard): shut up.

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(jester): hey, why don't we all go to a haunted house this year?

(nott); what's wrong with the one we live in?

(fjord): ......what

(nott): good night, fjord.

#critical role #mighty nein #nott the brave #jester lavorre #fjord #incorrect quotes

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(ashton): vampire vs skeletons. what’s the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn’t have?? on the other hand werewolf vs skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

(laudna): it’s like Halloween rock paper scissors. 

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"Being bisexual has been extremely taxing on my physical health. Everyone is cute, every time I see someone my body instantly goes into panic mode. I get a nosebleed every 15 seconds, my neck is out of alignment from all the double takes, I haven't been able to sleep in 3 years."

-caleb

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"Please be nice to me I'm in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person."

-imogen

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(fjord): why did you get here so late?

(beauregard): well.....

(jester): we were stuck in the elevator for 15 minutes panicking thinking we were stuck.

(caleb): only to find out nobody pressed the button.

#critical role #mighty nein #caleb widogast #jester lavorre #fjord #beauregard lionett #incorrect quotes

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(beauregard): so, whats it like dating molly?

(caleb): he once referred to sand as 'heterosexual glitter.'

(beauregard): ......

(caleb): i love him so much.

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(jester): this year, fjord is going to face his fears and ride the ferris wheel.

(caleb): fjord is afraid of heights?

(jester): no, just giant wheels.

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