croissantsaremylife

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BACK ONLINE BITCHESSSSS

Heyo! I’m NOT dead and over the very extensive break I took, I’m currently changing fandoms and the oneshots/fanfics Ill be making are now gonna be sorta revolving around NatM (Night at the Museum). Don’t be afraid to ask for a different fandom to be written though! Now, lemme update the rules for requests.

Topics I wont write:

R*pe

Anything related to Inc*st

Smut, will allow light smut though.

And etc, y’all know better.

PLEASE BE SPECIFIC! I have the brain cells of a cabbage.

Allowed General Themes:

Be specific with how much angst you want! Rate from 1 - 5, 5 being the biggest gut punch.

Fluff

And etc.

Aight, most of you know the drill. Request please. 👹👹

#i’m back #night at the museum #natmuseumswe #you guys know the drill #im back from the dead

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BREAK TIME BITCHES.

Bc of school and personal reasons, ima be taking a break from Tumblr. Please request so when I get back near the end of February, I have some stuff to write about :)

#hatsune miku #whoops #on break #school is weird

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Dear Anon,

Please get your smelly ass off of Tumblr, we can smell the idioticness of you all the way from damn Columbia. You can’t just U turn on someone and believe that ”sorry” can fix the problem, what you can do is

A) Get the fuck off of Tumblr

B) If your a mindless 7 year old doing it because your “baddie“ friend group told you to do it, then I dare you tell your parents about this. They will be soooo proud.

C) Get therapy for the love of god, who does this in their right state of mind???

and finally

D) NEVER TELL ANYONE TO DO COMMIT UNALIVE IM NOT JOKING.

Never do this, the original post went through this hell and I don’t want anyone waltzing through the same hell the original post creator did. Please, this is the same thing as murder.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

#awareness post #i’m disgusted #dont do this kids #wtf is this #holy shit

[croissantsaremylife]

Isabella Fluffy HC's

"Wonderful! Such a fine young man with our perfect Isabela."

No im not dead, im just motivation dead.

ANYWAY I have to make this really quick so ima show you some real speed with this.

Isabela Fluffy HC's

NB!Y/N x Isabela (as always.)

-Flowers, Bouquets and EVERYTHING THAT IS FLOWERY all from Isabela to you <3

-Literally gives you flowers at the start of each day, maybe even a flower crown

-So you know how her hair is also so silky smooth? Yeah please compliment her on that, she works hard to keep it that way with maybe the help of Luisa-

-She would be kinda clingy lets be honest

-On your birthday, tries to make you smile as many times as she can, not in a creepy way-

-Loves doing acts of kindness and words of affirmation, she doesn't want you to feel forced to d anything like how Abuela tried making Isabela marry Mariano

-Expect Mirabel being your right hand woman, she's you and Isabelas 1# shipper

-A TOTAL CUDDLE BUG.

-She loves your warmth <3

-Idk why but she has a habit of putting on makeup, she says "to look her best."

-Makes sense though.

-AYYYYY MARIPOSAAAAAAA

-When the both of you go shopping, oh boy, prepare to be there for HOURS for what seems like minutes.

-Her nicknames for you are: My flower, Rose, Mi Amor, Mariposa

-Your nicknames for her would be: Angel, Baby, Mi Vida and etc.

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^Literal definition of me right now.

#speedrun #encanto headcanons #isabela encanto #encanto fluff #i love isabela

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A few things

Hello dears! I won't be able to post today because of online school work, I'll try cramming in a oneshot if I have time but I've established a schedule for posting.

Monday-Thursday: 1 post per day (school days)

Friday-Sunday: 1-3 posts per day (based on motivation)

Breaks: 1-5 posts (based on motivation)

#lmao oops #not posting today #ill be back

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The Madrigals at Disney! Part 2 :)

Muwahaha I recommend this song, I dont own it, just recommend

Dolores:

Would be walking around wearing ear plugs bc you know, Disney is really loud-

Would be mental support on roller coasters but wouldn't go on them often, especially the Race Way roller coaster in Radiator Springs

Would be out of the park by the time the Fire Works start, Camilo would send her a video of them watching the Fireworks, would edit it so the volume is really low

Would be comforting Antonio if he cries after a roller coaster

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Agustin + Felix

Agustin would be around supervision ALL TIMES, since he's one problematic person

Both of them have neutral feelings around roller coasters, would prefer to watch the kids go on them

Felix would go on the spinning tea cups with Antonio, its so cute-

Bc Agustin is Agustin, he manages to fall off one of the rides and he would start sprinting to Julietta asking for one of her arepas

Felix is the peace maker you can't tell me otherwise.

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Antonio

Absolutely TERRIFIED of roller coasters but tries to be brave like Mirabel and Camilo

Goes on the kiddie rides bc you know why

Would ask Camilo to go on Its A Small World with him (quietly cries)

I swear, Pepa loves seeing him happy so your welcome, clear skies plus a rainbow all day

Would be talking with the birds on rides (beautifulll)

LOVES TAKING PICTURES WITH THE PRINCESSES, especially Snow White, their practically similar

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BONUS!

Mariano

Would be comforting Dolores when her ear plugs aren't helping with the noise

Tries to be brave but absolutely dies when he's on a roller coaster

Gets matching Mickey Hats with Dolores <3

(simp staring intensifies)

Prefers the "calmer" roller coasters AKA. the kiddie rides-

He accidentally gets nose broken for what? the 3rd time?

eeeeeeee im done! hope you enjoyed and please go check out my Request Page if you want a concept done! Don't be shy :)

Anyways buh bye dears!

#encanto headcanons #antonio madrigal #felix encanto #agustin madrigal #disney headcanons #dolores madrigal #mariano encanto #mariano x dolores #SoundCloud

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No one:

The Rat Telenovelas Bruno makes:

But Cindy! Your my other half!

But Pedro… I’m gone.. lost.

What do you mean Cindy?! Your right in front of me!!

Well… I’m actually…

ACTUALLY WHAT?!

A fictional character..

CINDY! STOP JOKING AROUND! YOUR REAL! WE GOT MARRIED!

This was in your head this whole time Pedro.. Your in a coma..

What…?

Dolores getting invested: Omg what…?

Im sorry but today is the day that you wake up..

Nonono! CINDY PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LEAVE YOU

Shh Pedro… I’ll always be with you…

H-how…?

Ill always be in here.. *points to head*

Are you sure…?

Always Pedro…

Pedro your waking up now!

CINDY PLEASE! YOUR MY ONLY MI AMOR!

I-im sorry Pedro, I love you…

MI VIDAA!

Dolores: No why Cindy… *literally is crying in her room* Camilo: DOLORES WHAT DID I MISS?!

Dolores: Cindy she-

Camilo:…..

Camilo: LET ME CRY WITH YOU DOLORESSSS

Dolores: Wait… Tío Bruno is continuing it!

Camilo: PLEASE LET CINDY LIVE 😭😭

Omg Pedro your awake!

hm?

Wait..

CINDY, CINDY MI AMOR?!

Who’s Cindy?

(a faint voice in Pedros mind resonates )

Shh… I’m still here Mi Amor… told you…

END.

im making Part 2 of The Madrigals At Disney tommorow 👹

#surprise #madrigal #dolores madrigal #encanto camilo #crack fic #rat

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How the Madrigals would be at Disney!

Wasn't Encanto made by Disney? ANYWAYYY

Lmao editor Croissant here, I had to edit this so I could fix the typos

Croissant again! Part 2 came out, go check it out! :)

Abuela:

The responsible

Would be taking so many pictures

Doesn't go on many rides but only the calm ones like Its A Small World

DONT BE LIKE WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ABUELA BUT SHE WOULD LIKE HAVE TO RENT ONE OF THOSE WHEELCHAIRS BC OF THE WALKING-

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Camilo:

The daredevil

Goes on the most INSANE roller coasters at California Adventure

Mirabel and Camilo would 100% be that type of person who would cry on a roller coaster and then 5 minutes later would be like "I WANNA GO AGAIN."

Maybe gets himself kicked out???

He doesn't like the calm roller coasters but will go on some of them with Antonio <3

Would shapeshift into the Disney Statues to scare people-

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Luisa + Isabela

Both of them love roller coasters

Gets Mirabel and both of them mickey hats (quietly cries in corner)

Isabela doesn't like the wet rides, she prefers her hair dry

Luisa is actually scared of roller coasters but because of her intimidating figure, she just holds in the fear. Plus like Bruno, loves the thrill

Both of them will happily go on Its A Small World ITS JUST SO CUTE

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Bruno + Pepa + Julietta

Oh boy the three of them

Bruno actually likes roller coasters

Pepa prefers to not go on them for the sake of the weather

Julietta well, she likes getting souvenirs but she will gladly go on some roller coasters with the kids :D

If they both manage to get Pepa onto a roller coaster, expect thunder for 10 minutes

Julietta would get everyone snacks once their taking a break AND WE ALL KNOW THE DISNEY FOOD SLAPS.

When waiting in line, Bruno will go "knock knock knock knock knock on wood" bc he heard stories of people getting (y'know) on the roller coaster but overall he loves the thrill of them

BONUS BC MOTIVATION.

Camilo: Hey let’s go on that one Mirabel!

(points to the Incredicoaster [search up if you don’t know] )

Antonio: Can I come?

Camilo: Are you sure Antonio?

Antonio: Yeah! :D

Mirabel: *quietly braces for the worst* AFTER THE RIDE

Camilo: So how was it Antonio?

Antonio: *little sniffle* Too fast :(

Pepa: Camilo why is Antonio crying?

Camilo: Shi-

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Im doing a part 2 for the sake of my math homework btw TYSM FOR THE SUPPORT ON MY LUISA HC'S!!!! I really appreciate the support on it :)

Anyway bye bye dears!

#disney #encanto #encanto camilo #encanto mirabel #encanto luisa #isabela encanto #julietta madrigal #bruno madrigal #encanto pepa #alma madrigal

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First HC’s I’ve done! Theas are Fluffy HC’s for…

Luisa!! 💪

alrighty let’s start :)

Luisa X NB! Y/N

☁️Fluffy Headcanons☁️

• On really heavy chore days, Luisas usual thoughts of pressure, gets times by 5, and usually she releases them at home

• So 100% a cuddle bug, she loves it when you two are just laying on the couch embracing each other

• TOUCH STARVED.

• Please give this strong bby hugs and kisses like SHE NEEDS IT.

• Hmm Giver or Receiver?? BOTH.

• Loves giving kisses to you and also receiving them 🥰

• So do you remember that one scene when their having dinner with the Guzmans and Luisa is like crying on the piano, yeah that’s one of her outbursts-

• You have to comfort her during that since she becomes more broken than the Titanic can ever dream off

•I swear, whisper something sweet, Luisa is literally this 🔥

• Luisa = super touchy, it just gives her reassurance but also makes her flustered

• When Luisa gets flustered, she turns away like covering her face and if you listen close enough, you’ll hear her saying something among the lines of “i cant with you Y/N…” but like only Dolores can hear that probably

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Alright woohoo! First post done :D

Tysm for reading and so sorry if it’s short,

Goodbye for now!

#luisa madrigal encanto #luisa x reader #encanto headcanons #encanto fluff