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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

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I love them all so much.

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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

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all pronouns dates a they them. call that all4nothing

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Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

NONA THE NINTH

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Never use Surfshark VPN

I just wanted to make this post to warn yall about it, I am not a tech genius but I wanted to get a vpn and surfshark was one I knew about so i subscribed to them because it seemed ok, that was where I fucked up.

fast forward a year and now I am trying to cancel my yearly auto-renewing subscription which costs 70 fuckin bucks, didnt find much use in surfshark as it was too laggy when using its vpn services so i go to billing and try to cancel.

there was no cancel button so that was odd, and you cant turn off auto-renew so i figure ill just get rid of my card info so it cant charge me.

i cant or at least i cant figure out how.

I go to help and find the cancellation area after scrolling past why you should keep the subscription and it tells me to contact their live support to cancel, It requires my name and gmail, I know for a fact my gmail is correct but it says its wrong and that my name is wrong no matter how many ways I enter it and I cant find a possible username anywhere on the site i could use. Its for all practical reasons impossible for me to cancel, not just the fact I cant even talk to customer support, but the people on reddit that do, talk to a bot and then the agents take months to actually turn off the subscription so it charges again and there is no refunds.

dont use surfshark VPN

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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities

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chat I cannot do this anymore (feelings)

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getrude’s behavior throughout hamlet is pretty ambiguous and I think you could reasonably say she’s hiding some morally questionably choices but,, man. her last words. when she’s trying to tell hamlet about the drink. when she’s trying to choke out a warning as the poison constricts her throat. it’s so important she tells everyone what happened, she knows this, she knows she has seconds. but even though she has to get this information across in the last few seconds she is alive, even though this is the most important information she could ever communicate, even though time is running out, she makes sure her son hears her call him “my dear Hamlet” one last time and. man. that just. ,,

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a friend of mine is watching fantasy high for the first time

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[Image ID: A series of texts sent a day apart. The first reads "Someone PLEASE get my boy Renfield a kitten". The second reads "Okay never mind". /end ID]

some if my friends are reading dracula for the first time via dracula daily and their reactions are priceless

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes