im very upset about the fact that the world has no roms coms starring theo james for my nimble soul
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now were skin care routines real before american psycho
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im everything i wished to be and yet im unhappy
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my depression playlist
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a kanthony playlist
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don't forget. you're entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break
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group chats with people who aren't your friends are so stressful every time i send a message i have to triple check it to make sure it was what i meant something normal like "yea i can make the dinner" or "that's so funny" and not an accidental misstext like an itemized list with links of all the porn ive consumed in my entire life + a suicide note + a love confession
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ok I'm standing up
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This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.
Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
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everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine
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when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder
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laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you
me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)
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